One of the funniest letters I remember from years ago, was around the time of the food terrorist malarkies.
The letter went something like this.
Dear Viz,
What with ground glass in baby food & rat poison in chocolate bars, what is the world coming too?
Only this morning whilst enjoying my bowl of cornflakes I nearly choked to death on a small green plastic dinosaur, what will these terrorists think of next?
It wasn't me that sent it in but I surely wish I had!
love
Grim