If Morrissey were to hand you the mic...

[The Seeker of Good Songs]

...at a concert and ask if you have anything clever to say, how would you reply and what would you then say?

Have you rehearsed in your mind what you might say hoping for that day?

[Kewpie]

Seeker, westendgirl also asked the same question earlier:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=74096

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Hahaha... funny you should ask that. It's clear that I have no idea. But I'm preparing a few things for next time...

[westendgirl]

Seeker, westendgirl also asked the same question earlier:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=74096

Thank you Kewpie...

I still have no clue what I'd say....I don't think I would! lol....I'd be too stunned and no doubt make a fool of myself in all honesty, or go the complete opposite and play it cool. Who really knows??

[WinkWink]

"Don't be ashamed of us."

[CrystalGeezer]

...at a concert and ask if you have anything clever to say, how would you reply and what would you then say?

Have you rehearsed in your mind what you might say hoping for that day?

It's my new favorite past time. I have at least 10 things I'd say but chances are if he handed me the mic I'd joke and get all Julia on him. "We just wanna hear you sing Morrissey." For that reason, I'll be the girl in the back row.

[danacwt]

I'd say..."Can I get your autograph so I can mount it next to the button I caught in Boston in July"?

[treygar]

oh, there is only one thing to say when handed the mic in a situation like this......


SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!

[FDR]

Please, just don't do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mswMFveusKg

[Gobolatula]

I'd tell him "Cindi Lauper knows why money changes everything."

[Please]

Please, just don't do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mswMFveusKg

The funniest bit about that clip is watching morrissey sing 'the boy with the thorn in his side' you can tell he is just about resisting putting his hand on his hip and pushing

[the more you explore me!]

" no i paid the price of a ticket to hear YOU sing", "so take this back and get on with it"!!!

[ThisCharmingGirl]

Please, just don't do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mswMFveusKg

What was she saying? I can't understand nothing at all

[ringchase]

tell him how awesome he is and sing songs with him.

[joanofarcswalkman]

...at a concert and ask if you have anything clever to say, how would you reply and what would you then say?

Have you rehearsed in your mind what you might say hoping for that day?

Hellooooooooooo, Ticket Holderssssss ,
Is there anyone here tonight from Out Of Town?


Or perhaps , It's Better With Butter !

[9 x Fined]

I would ask him if we could do a duet. Maybe "Don't Give Up" with me singing the Kate Bush parts.

[fortbethel]

I'd yell, 'GET OFF THE STAGE U SAD OLD BITCH!' I really would.

[joanofarcswalkman]

I'd yell, 'GET OFF THE STAGE U SAD OLD BITCH!' I really would.

So, you would be onstage?

I certainly can see why you would say that then

[oscillate wildly]

hahaha I'd probably hide behind the person in front of me so he wouldn't know that I was there. It would spare him from hearing "fpsdfvsopfosdfos!!!!"

[Camilla]

I say if I have the senses, I would say..."do you know how much you mean to me?".... hopefully I would get a second chance.