top 10 reasons why this is bunk.
> The postman? I said "a British dood." An International¿ Traveller, ok?
1. Don't quote that God Awful song as your handle. That will not be tolerated.
2. Otto is a good German name.
3. You randomly hang out in post offices and ask everyone who enters what Morrissey is doing.
4. Instead of being perturbed by someone hanging out in the post office waiting for Moz information, he willingly gives it.
5. This is vague enough to be yet another way of flushing out "real" news from someone who knows.
6. It sounds like he's partying it up in LA and doesn't even seem interested in cracking down in a studio. And how hard is that for him? It's not like he actually has to write any music. He just worries about the vocals.
7. Morrissey is "always" about to do something. The percentage of "about to do" compared to "is doing" has increased dramatically. Even if he started now, the soonest you would really see any results would be well into next year, and this means he would have had 3 years in between albums. So, for you to say he is "About to do something" is grammatically correct. If he's beating around the bush for one reason or another, it should be best to get it out in the open and resolve it so he can quit putting his life on hold. His friends and bandmates make a measly living as musicians because Dionne Warwick can't use them as her psychic friends. Trust me, the latter pays more.
8. All the meetings in "Chicago" make him too busy.
9. As is his negotiations with Def Jam records.
10. And I'm sure he's pouring over all you've said trying to make his next album a little more "accurate" in portraying what you are.
I'm obviously smarter than what i look