My Band Line Up Featuring the Members of This Board

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Completly sad I know.

Drums Punchdrunk UK. "He's fackin mental or sommat on those

skins."

Rythym Guitar Lifeguard Sleeping The Craig Gannon role. A couple of

sentences in fluent Greek and he's a

hit with the female fans.

Lead Guitar Ruffin Indie to the core, dressed in black

and knows all the chords to the Jesus

and Mary Chain.

Keyboards Cinderella First must get a spikey blonde proxide

haircut. No twirls, handclaps or

playing with your arms behind your back

If so a postcard will be left on your

Roland saying "You're now longer in

the band."

Bass guitar Withnail Play that bass with it up on your chest

and you're walking pal.

Backing vocals Little Miss C The Queen of the one line bops and do

wops.

Tambourine Tingle For displaying a knowledge of C86 bands

and other jingle jangle delights, and

for also wearing a shoppies Chairman

Mao cap.

Vox & words Librarian on Fire "Words so lightly thrown" So much

build up of spite and venom in the

songs by a hopeless romantic. Only

there for the groupies!

Promotion Greasetea Think about it. The Malcolm McLarlen

of the this site.

Roadie The Magic Fairy The rider will consist of

7 crates of lager

1 crate of stout

1 bitter ale

salt and vinger chips

Times crossword puzzle

Gin

Ribenia

Chocolate bisuits

Gin

Jamican spiced ginger loaf

Gin

Manager Mimi German efficency will us headlining

Reading. "We don't share the mainstage

with no has been washed up stars".

Transport Ms Smith 86 Travelling might make you feel better,

besides your the only one with wheels.

Cover art Sonimum He's an artist your know. No art wank

on the cover though.

Fanzine seller Loafing oaf Only a fan because he went to school

with LMC's younger sister who was two

years behind him. Write some more

articles you lazy oaf.

Heckler Hiberanian Billy "Ya only know one facking song"

Set List
Theme to Mary Tyler More
Some obscure Brazilan indie band song which will be supplied by Fabrico and we will claim it has our own.
Something by the Sex Pistols

Rules
No ponytails or mullets will be tolerated. All band communication will be by postcard. Librarian on Fire is the only one allowed to to interviews. Puchdrunk and Ruffin may do interviews with Drummers and Guitar monthly, but since only dull muso's read those magazines no one will be interested in what they say. We don't do no charity gigs unless it's for former child tv stars who are unemployed. Due to infighting we will split up. Tingle and The Magic Fairy going on to form their own Tambourine and Bass combo. Punchdrunk will be admitted to the Betty Ford clinic after admitting his drink problem. Ruffin will form other various bands none reaching the heights of his form days. Withnail will appear at convetions around the country.

I need to get a life

Sorry if I missed any regulars off.

Librarian on Fire
 
Re: who's sonimum? hey, Mr. "on fire", i could be your Andy Warhol.

WOOOO HOOOO, IT WOULD BE SO CRAZY, SO CRAZY. i'd organize parties full of art, i'd paint your bodies, and we could ... oh wait, U-mass on my brain... "OH DANCE WITH ME, OH DON'T BE SHY, OH KISS ME @#!!!, OH KISS THE WORLD, OH KISS THE SKY, OH KISS MY ASS"...
 
whats the name of this band? can i run the official website??
 
Re: If you had an acoustic guitar then you were a Protest Singer

Ha ah.. Excellent.. Nice fantasy, I like the imaginative way you're thinking... I'd certainly be up for it.. 'Big Mouth Strikes Again', 'The Loop' and a lounge version of 'Anarchy In the UK' could be the core repertoir.. Rehearsals in Soho.. and then we'd have to fly everyone in on the record company 'advance'..

First gig.. Salford Lads Club.. Select invite audience only.. Morrissey guest of honour (wouldn't that really be something if he said yes)

Of course we'd all have to wear black on the outside, even if we were feeling dazzling colours on the inside..

I enjoyed your role definitions.. Greasetea as Malcolm Mac, and Mimi as a ruthless manager to name but two.. ha ha

Ruffian Marr

PS, The JAMC only had three chords didn't they..
 
Re: "THE LOSERS"

> whats the name of this band? can i run the official website??

call me to work on the web design
 
> Backing vocals Little Miss C The Queen of the one line bops and
> do wops.

"Bop bop de doo wop."

> Fanzine seller Loafing oaf Only a fan because he went to school
> with LMC's younger sister who was two
> years behind him.

Scream! I have a sister? Why has no-one told me about this before?

LMC x
 
Re: First gig

Sorry for my late response but I've been inside making veggie pies to stock up the freezer for the winter and reading most of the day. I did think about going to a club last night but I knew I'd only go by myself. I think I might write a song about that.

The postcards have been sent out, the first gig is in the toilets of the Fox and hound in some scummy little Welsh seaside town where lots of Russian sailors come to drink. Maybe leave the flowers at home that night.

I wanted to call the band "The Bobby Dazlers" err a little bit too camp?

The Beautiful Outsiders is another choice.

Where's our bloody rider Magic Fairy!!!
 
She was adopted out to a wealthy family in the south. She's stunning to look at and when she's not being a nanny to some toff family she's over in Swizterland with Harry and Wills. She's going to Ascot this year with Richard Branson and you can see her house in July's issue of "Hello!".

She doesn't want to have anything to do with you. Sorry.
 
Re: First gig

> Where's our bloody rider Magic Fairy!!!

I fired him! He was chasing booze and birds too much! X'cuse me I'm off for a line...
 
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