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Librarian on Fire
Guest
Completly sad I know.
Drums Punchdrunk UK. "He's fackin mental or sommat on those
skins."
Rythym Guitar Lifeguard Sleeping The Craig Gannon role. A couple of
sentences in fluent Greek and he's a
hit with the female fans.
Lead Guitar Ruffin Indie to the core, dressed in black
and knows all the chords to the Jesus
and Mary Chain.
Keyboards Cinderella First must get a spikey blonde proxide
haircut. No twirls, handclaps or
playing with your arms behind your back
If so a postcard will be left on your
Roland saying "You're now longer in
the band."
Bass guitar Withnail Play that bass with it up on your chest
and you're walking pal.
Backing vocals Little Miss C The Queen of the one line bops and do
wops.
Tambourine Tingle For displaying a knowledge of C86 bands
and other jingle jangle delights, and
for also wearing a shoppies Chairman
Mao cap.
Vox & words Librarian on Fire "Words so lightly thrown" So much
build up of spite and venom in the
songs by a hopeless romantic. Only
there for the groupies!
Promotion Greasetea Think about it. The Malcolm McLarlen
of the this site.
Roadie The Magic Fairy The rider will consist of
7 crates of lager
1 crate of stout
1 bitter ale
salt and vinger chips
Times crossword puzzle
Gin
Ribenia
Chocolate bisuits
Gin
Jamican spiced ginger loaf
Gin
Manager Mimi German efficency will us headlining
Reading. "We don't share the mainstage
with no has been washed up stars".
Transport Ms Smith 86 Travelling might make you feel better,
besides your the only one with wheels.
Cover art Sonimum He's an artist your know. No art wank
on the cover though.
Fanzine seller Loafing oaf Only a fan because he went to school
with LMC's younger sister who was two
years behind him. Write some more
articles you lazy oaf.
Heckler Hiberanian Billy "Ya only know one facking song"
Set List
Theme to Mary Tyler More
Some obscure Brazilan indie band song which will be supplied by Fabrico and we will claim it has our own.
Something by the Sex Pistols
Rules
No ponytails or mullets will be tolerated. All band communication will be by postcard. Librarian on Fire is the only one allowed to to interviews. Puchdrunk and Ruffin may do interviews with Drummers and Guitar monthly, but since only dull muso's read those magazines no one will be interested in what they say. We don't do no charity gigs unless it's for former child tv stars who are unemployed. Due to infighting we will split up. Tingle and The Magic Fairy going on to form their own Tambourine and Bass combo. Punchdrunk will be admitted to the Betty Ford clinic after admitting his drink problem. Ruffin will form other various bands none reaching the heights of his form days. Withnail will appear at convetions around the country.
I need to get a life
Sorry if I missed any regulars off.
Librarian on Fire
Drums Punchdrunk UK. "He's fackin mental or sommat on those
skins."
Rythym Guitar Lifeguard Sleeping The Craig Gannon role. A couple of
sentences in fluent Greek and he's a
hit with the female fans.
Lead Guitar Ruffin Indie to the core, dressed in black
and knows all the chords to the Jesus
and Mary Chain.
Keyboards Cinderella First must get a spikey blonde proxide
haircut. No twirls, handclaps or
playing with your arms behind your back
If so a postcard will be left on your
Roland saying "You're now longer in
the band."
Bass guitar Withnail Play that bass with it up on your chest
and you're walking pal.
Backing vocals Little Miss C The Queen of the one line bops and do
wops.
Tambourine Tingle For displaying a knowledge of C86 bands
and other jingle jangle delights, and
for also wearing a shoppies Chairman
Mao cap.
Vox & words Librarian on Fire "Words so lightly thrown" So much
build up of spite and venom in the
songs by a hopeless romantic. Only
there for the groupies!
Promotion Greasetea Think about it. The Malcolm McLarlen
of the this site.
Roadie The Magic Fairy The rider will consist of
7 crates of lager
1 crate of stout
1 bitter ale
salt and vinger chips
Times crossword puzzle
Gin
Ribenia
Chocolate bisuits
Gin
Jamican spiced ginger loaf
Gin
Manager Mimi German efficency will us headlining
Reading. "We don't share the mainstage
with no has been washed up stars".
Transport Ms Smith 86 Travelling might make you feel better,
besides your the only one with wheels.
Cover art Sonimum He's an artist your know. No art wank
on the cover though.
Fanzine seller Loafing oaf Only a fan because he went to school
with LMC's younger sister who was two
years behind him. Write some more
articles you lazy oaf.
Heckler Hiberanian Billy "Ya only know one facking song"
Set List
Theme to Mary Tyler More
Some obscure Brazilan indie band song which will be supplied by Fabrico and we will claim it has our own.
Something by the Sex Pistols
Rules
No ponytails or mullets will be tolerated. All band communication will be by postcard. Librarian on Fire is the only one allowed to to interviews. Puchdrunk and Ruffin may do interviews with Drummers and Guitar monthly, but since only dull muso's read those magazines no one will be interested in what they say. We don't do no charity gigs unless it's for former child tv stars who are unemployed. Due to infighting we will split up. Tingle and The Magic Fairy going on to form their own Tambourine and Bass combo. Punchdrunk will be admitted to the Betty Ford clinic after admitting his drink problem. Ruffin will form other various bands none reaching the heights of his form days. Withnail will appear at convetions around the country.
I need to get a life
Sorry if I missed any regulars off.
Librarian on Fire