top three embarrassing moments

[Natasha]

1) kissing a truly scrumptious guy when you have a cold, and then when he pauses to gaze into your eyes, sneezing violently and covering him in phlegm.

2) throwing up in front of your entire class, then being led outside by your annoyed teacher, where you continue to puke all over your clothes. then, when vomiting has finally ended, having to remove your school skirt and go back into classroom in your underwear to retrieve P.E kit, which you then have to wear for the rest of the day.

3) upon purchasing books in busy bookstore, searching through your bag looking for your wallet and when you are finally able to find wallet and bring it out of your bag, bring with it complete contents of box of tampons that you recently bought from boots, spraying them all over the counter and bemused sales assistant.

[Greasetea Season3]

1. Telling someone you love them and then they respond with, "we need to talk."

2. Telling your boss that you think the project is going well and they respond with, "we have to talk."

3. Slowly licking the labia and then inserting a finger nicely to feel the wetness dripping expecting her to moan, but she says, "we have to talk."

Nubbins are wicked weird.

..."hoolie jeebus hee"

[Somnium]

[Brutalful]

1) Being in love with a boy in 6th grade who was THE MOST POPULAR and GORGEOUS guy in school. I was too shy to even look him in the eye in class. I was so nervous around him at school that I had to look away every time he came in my direction and never even dream of SPEAKING to him. Then going to the school pizza party and having my mother sit next to His mother, leaving the only empty seat for me RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. How could I possibly eat?? In horror I went into the dark arcade and found my best girlfriend Mellissa playing Pole Position. I stood on the side of the game and I told her "How could my mother do that?!!!! she knows I am in love with him! HE's so beautiful!!! and Im so in love with him!!! What will I say to him!"...and Mellissa said "Well he knows now becasue he is standing right here next to me!"...and I said "No, he's not, he is sitting next to my mother" and then a figure bent behind mellissa from the next video game over and it was HIM and he said "No,.. Im Not."

2) Going on a trip to Catalina Island on the tour boat that goes over. I went to get some chips and a coke at the bar and as I was getting my money, a tampon flipped out of my purse and over to the back side of the bar. The cute bartender picked it up for me and said "I think you dropped this"...I think I was 14...I was humiliated. I said " no i didnt!"...and walked away, mortified.

3) My 24th birthday party at the opium den. guests being me, new friends from work, (One who was being overly flirty) and a few girl friends. WE got the cover band to play a Smiths song for me for my birthday and my friends and I decided to dance in the crowd of about 50 people. I took a step at one point and slipped in someones spilled drink and went chin first into the cement floor. (Its not like I was moshing, It was the Smiths!)...everyone just sort of stared at me becasue I litterally went from standing to being flat on the floor in a second flat. I was so embarrassed and in a @#!!!eload of pain, I could barely breath it hurt so bad, but I had to keep my cool. I stood up as if nothing had happened and grabbed on to the flirty guy. I cuddled into him and rested my head on his chest. I said to him "That hurt SO bad...I am sOO embarrassed!"...he said "What??"...he couldnt hear me over the music...so I went to tell him in his ear, and felt some of the drink all over my chin...I pulled away briefly to wipe it off my face, and noticed the blood I had just poured all over this guys shirt.

When I had fallen I had split my chin open to the bone and I had blood all over my face and now all over him too! (What an impression.)

Needless to say, I spent the rest of my birthday in the ER at Cedar's. 12 stitches and a scar that thankfully ended up under my chin.

[Speedway]

Phew, I'm glad I didn't make it into your top 3 embarrassing moments.

Speed

[The Magic Fairy]

Erm, I don't have 3 embarrassing moments with which to regale you, but here's one that burns brightly on the cheeks of my memory.

A couple of years ago I was staying in a hotel in Manchester whilst on a course. I went down to breakfast one morning, and was seated by the head waiter chap. On my way to my table, I spotted a newspaper that somebody had left behind on their table, so, thinking that they mustn't have had a use for it anymore, I picked it up to read myself over breakfast.

Well, I sat down at my table and helped myself to some orange juice. It was a self-service buffet affair, so I got up to go and help myself to the cereal. Unfortunately, the table cloth had somehow got tangled around my leg, so when I stood up I took the cloth and the table's contents with me (orange juice, side plate, cutlery). The waiter was clearly unimpressed... and just at that point, as I stood with the wreckage of the table about my feet and the waiter trying to tidy things up, the owner of the newspaper returned to reclaim it, having accidentally left it behind.

Cringe.

[Cinderella]

My friend picked me up, firemans lift style, and lifted up my skirt so that everyone could see my pants!

[The Magic Fairy]

> My friend picked me up, firemans lift style, and lifted up my
> skirt so that everyone could see my pants!

Woo hoo! I trust they were clean?

TMF

[PunchdrunkGB]

Were they the Mr men-miss silly ones my mom bought for your birthday in 1982? 80P

> Woo hoo! I trust they were clean?

> TMF