Last year, Puddle said:
i knew you would bring up what i said in the past...well good thing i don't care much for bsaketball. Hockey on the other hand...oh wait, the number one in the NHL Detroit Red Wings were eliminated in the first round...Baseball...oh the Tigers always sucked for 20 years you can never expect anything from...no wait, they are number 1 in the MLB...Detroit was sucked up into its own Twilight Zone. Now all we need is the Detroit Lions to make it to the Superbowl and the end of the world prophecy is complete.
No, the end of the world is near because CLEVELAND is uppity in every sport in 2007! Well, the Browns are a way's off, but they ass-raped the NFL draft so they're on the rise.
On the rise. The Cleveland Cavaliers' motto for this NBA playoffs is: RISE UP!
Lebron James - born and bred in Northeast Ohio - made history last night, shutting up every one of his disgustingly jealous critics with one of the greatest playoffs performances of all time. 48 points. 29 of the last 30 points. Double teamed, triple teamed, it didn't matter. Ownage.
Meanwhile, the Indians took a 4.5 game lead in the American League Central Division tonight with their fifth straight victory in a row against the Detroit Tigers, beating their ace pitcher twice in one week and sending the Tigers' season into a tailspin. Gary Sheffield was so frustrated he threw a broken bat in the direction of an umpire and is awaiting a 3 game suspension. McDyess of the Pistons was so furstrated that he assaulted Anderson "Wild Thing" Varegao with a wicked clothesline foul to his neck and head and was ejected from the game. They're self-destructing!
In the Indians game tonight the Tribe were down 11-7 in the bottom of the 9th and scored 5 runs on Tigers' closer Todd Jones to win it 12-11! A classic! Two classics in a row, in two sports, leaving the city of Detroit reeling, weeping, and humiliated.
Yes, Cleveland is devastating the city of Detroit. We'll knock down their skyscrapers next. We'll burn the whole city to the ground. I saw women crying in the Palace when Lebron took his game to new levels and became the KING of their Palace!
And the Ohio State Buckeyes kicked the Michigan Wolverines' asses.
Fuck you, Michigan.
And, in further news: The New York Yankees have finally gone down the drain! Baseball fans worldwide are rejoicing! The Death Star has been blown up!
Yes, good is prevailing over evil in 2007. A beautiful year so far.