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    What a great way to put me off my food
    "I think both me and Morrissey are about as proud as anyone can be about those records. I'm proud of everything the band did, and I'm proud of the relationship, and I'm proud of the friendship. I don't have any feud going on. I support what Andy's doing, and I don't know what Morrissey's doing but I'm behind it." - Johnny Marr, 2013.

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    Oh my...

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    I pity my erection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albion View Post
    I pity my erection
    Ha Ha Ha. Brilliant
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    my penis retracted and has now gone into hibernation.
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    did i miss something?
    "The idea of a counterculture is ultimately based on a mistake. At best, countercultural rebellion is pseudo-rebellion: a set of dramatic gestures that are devoid of any progressive political or economic consequences and that detract from the urgent task of building a more just society. In other words, it is rebellion that provides entertainment for the rebels, and nothing much else."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HIM View Post
    did i miss something?
    something more damaging to your eyes than looking directly into the sun?
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    I like rounded lesbians, reminds me of Charles II !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueToYou View Post
    something more damaging to your eyes than looking directly into the sun?
    an n.m.e. front cover?
    "The idea of a counterculture is ultimately based on a mistake. At best, countercultural rebellion is pseudo-rebellion: a set of dramatic gestures that are devoid of any progressive political or economic consequences and that detract from the urgent task of building a more just society. In other words, it is rebellion that provides entertainment for the rebels, and nothing much else."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HIM View Post
    an n.m.e. front cover?
    Oh where oh where have you gone, Samantha Fox?

    "I USE THE NME.....I use my Flabby Bod-E"
    Last edited by SNS22; May 29, 2007 at 07:12 PM.

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    i like it. i think shes hot.
    i'll be there in 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoner Kebab View Post
    i like it. i think shes hot.
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    There should be a law against fat people....

    Posing nude, that is...

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    Has anyone ever made the optimum mistake of asking a hefty girl when she's due?

    "i'M NOT PREGNANT."
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    I don't get why anybody likes her!
    I was a small fat child from a council house, there was only one one thing i ever dreamed about. fate has now handed it to me..... whoopee!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNS22 View Post
    All Over Battersea, Some hope and some despair...


    There should be a law against fat people....

    Posing nude, that is...
    fat people can pose nude just as much as 'attractive' people,
    i find neither appealing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueToYou View Post
    fat people can pose nude just as much as 'attractive' people,
    i find neither appealing.
    another of my "jokes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by anotherordinaryboy View Post
    I don't get why anybody likes her!
    Who The Hell is She?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNS22 View Post
    Who The Hell is She?
    The remains of the infamous ship, the titanic.
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    i've got a funny idea: let's all make fun of the fat woman

    jesus
    "The idea of a counterculture is ultimately based on a mistake. At best, countercultural rebellion is pseudo-rebellion: a set of dramatic gestures that are devoid of any progressive political or economic consequences and that detract from the urgent task of building a more just society. In other words, it is rebellion that provides entertainment for the rebels, and nothing much else."

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