The Morrissey Smiths Disco is this Friday

[Uncle Liam]

Apart from any Genesis or Pro Wrestling related threads.

Can I just take this opportunity to confirm that I will be attending the first ever, SMOKE FREE Morrissey Disco at the Star and Garter in July.

[Jukebox Jury]

Can I just take this opportunity to confirm that I will be attending the first ever, SMOKE FREE Morrissey Disco at the Star and Garter in July.

So there is a downside to the ban then......

Jukebox Jury

[Jukebox Jury]

There will be no more puffs in the S&G as of 1st July...

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[gasmeter]

I'm making my S+G debut on Friday and I can't wait ! Although I'm not looking forward to the smoky atmosphere.

Scotland being a much more civilised country have had the ban in for over a year . It seems to have worked pretty well up here with not too many problems. I'm sure you lot doon south will manage allright

A' the best , Peter .

[Sister_Steve]

I (Andy) pointed out what was written on the toilet walls to you on the night it was written and to your friend Sister Steve. On two occasions after that, including the last Smiths Night, you admitted that you had done it "but only with lipstick" which clearly you thought made it all alright. I told you then that I would mention it on this website as this is where you seem to live

That is a lie because Liybett wasn't at the last Smiths night and the alleged incident took place the one before, so how did you talk to her about it on 3 different occassions? In fact you told me that you suspected Lilybett of being the perpetrator but you don't have any evidence to support it.
It seems like you're the one living on this website at the moment anyway, mate.

[S&G]

That is a lie because Liybett wasn't at the last Smiths night and the alleged incident took place the one before, so how did you talk to her about it on 3 different occassions? In fact you told me that you suspected Lilybett of being the perpetrator but you don't have any evidence to support it.
It seems like you're the one living on this website at the moment anyway, mate.

It happened at the March night. Go ahead and be pedantic all you want, it certainly makes a change from you being insulting, but she was asked about it at the last Smiths Night she attended and twice before, including the night itself. The evidence I/we have to "support it" came entirely from you - who was only too happy to tell us she'd done it - you were also the first to volunteer that she'd done it with lipstick. But, like Lillybett, you won't remember because you were drunk.

The reason I'm living on this website at the moment is because you continue to reply in a particularly ignorant manner to the original message regarding nothing more than the details for this Friday nights' Morrissey Smiths Disco, which we can assume yourself and Lillybett are not planning to attend.

[Uncle Liam]

This is what real Morrisssey fans are like.

Nice to see its not turning into the lovefest and the "oh look at me, I know its Over because I havent got laid in 20 year"

boo bloody hoo.

Rest of the board- take note.

S&G and Sister Steve, Uncle Liam salutes you.

Right, whose round is it?

[Sister_Steve]

OK, on further investigation it did happen in March, but that would have still only meant you talked to her about it twice as she didn't go to the May one. I don't think you did tell her at all, obviously I don't know every conversation you have had with each other. You said to me a few weeks ago that you suspected her of being the one who did it and I said that it was the both of us and it was my idea and so why are you just blaming her for it and you weren't even bothered at the time so why are you making such a big deal out of it now?

Oh and I assure you I remember EVERYTHING even when I'm drunk so don't make out i'm some drunkard with memory loss.

[SS&LBHC]

wot i see

[Sister_Steve]

Someone's got too much time on their hands...

[S&G]

OK, on further investigation it did happen in March

If you both claim I'm lying and Lillybett didn't do it, then how has your "investigation" led you to confirm it happened in March?

...why are you making such a big deal out of it now?

Because cleaning it up after you is a big deal. The smoking ban is a big deal. And calling me an arsehole and a sneering wanker because you can't go without a cig for the night is the biggest deal of all.

[Sister_Steve]

I looked at my pictures to see what I was wearing and then remembered it was March.

I apologise for causing you more work but when we discussed this you didn't seem THAT mad about it all, why was that if it caused you so much extra work?

[Sister_Steve]

I didn't call you a sneering wanker because you won't let us out for a cig, it's you holier than thou attitude and judging me and my friend for being addicted to nicotine and getting drunk, maybe you're in the wrong industry.

[S&G]

I looked at my pictures to see what I was wearing and then remembered it was March.

I apologise for causing you more work but when we discussed this you didn't seem THAT mad about it all, why was that if it caused you so much extra work?

Well there you go, you've admitted it.

That's the end of this particular thread then. No apology for the insults, though, which is nice.

[S&G]

I didn't call you a sneering wanker because you won't let us out for a cig, it's you holier than thou attitude and judging me and my friend for being addicted to nicotine and getting drunk, maybe you're in the wrong industry.

So because you've got a nicotine addiction and get drunk then that makes me a sneering wanker?

Priceless.

I won't let the prostitutes in the pub to crank up or light a crack pipe. Goodness knows what they think of me.

[Jukebox Jury]

Question for S&G

Will the condom machine be full in the toilets?
I'm feeling rather lucky this weekend
(and I dont mean with the prostitutes - and they have their own condoms anyway. So Deano told me....)

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[S&G]

Question for S&G

Will the condom machine be full in the toilets?
I'm feeling rather lucky this weekend

Jukebox Jury

We don't have one, sorry, on account of the pimps trying to rob any we've installed in the past.

Another reason the prostitutes hate us.

[Jukebox Jury]

Another Question...
Can I bring my 15 year old daughter? She looks nearly 18.
It would be cheaper to bring her than get a sitter
I'll make sure she has no more than 3 WKD's as she gets a bit merry after that and you dont want drunk young girls in the joint do you?

By the way, wanting a few condoms and also wanting to bring my 15 year old daughter are totally unrelated

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[Sister_Steve]

So because you've got a nicotine addiction and get drunk then that makes me a sneering wanker?

Why do you twist everything I say?

[Sister_Steve]

Well there you go, you've admitted it.

That's the end of this particular thread then. No apology for the insults, though, which is nice.

I do admit it yes and I'd already admitted it to you on two occassions so it's hardly a revelation. But why, when it was only me you had a conversation about it to, do you insist on blaming Lizzy for it and calling her a liar?