The equivalent of "Talk to the hand" on Morrissey-solo.com is

[greasetea]

Morrissey is Gay!

...seesh, does anyone really give two drips of cum whether Old Leatherface is or not?

Speaking of which, don't you love cumming all over a woman's breasts and then sucking them dry?

Thought so...

I remain Greasetea Scorned.