Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?

Do insane people tell you they love you?

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?

Do you want the one you can't have?

Do you think that meat is murder?

Have you changed your plea to guilty?

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?

Don't you mind if people forget you?

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?