How Morrissey are you?

[Young And Alive]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?

Do insane people tell you they love you?

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?

Do you want the one you can't have?

Do you think that meat is murder?

Have you changed your plea to guilty?

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?

Don't you mind if people forget you?

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?

[Amy]

I am Morrissey

[Society]

15/20

[spmorrissey]

OOOOOOOOOOOO 14/15 not bad

[Chartres]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? No

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? No

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? Indeed

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? Yay

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? Far too often

Do insane people tell you they love you? I'm afraid not

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? True

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? Certainly not

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? In my head

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? Certainly

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? I'm sorry

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? Dunno to be honest

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? I got the right

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?

Do you want the one you can't have? Absolutley

Do you think that meat is murder? It is!

Have you changed your plea to guilty? Sometimes

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? No, I do't stand up for anyone

Don't you mind if people forget you? Yes

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? It is

12/20

[Young And Alive]

I was just at a loose end when I typed all this up. I know, I have no life. i didn't intend it to be a quiz, but I'm glad it's turned out that way. Feel free to add your own questions!

[nugz]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? yes, but most likely thats cuz one of us were passed out

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? cant say that i have

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? yes

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? its happened

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? all the time

Do insane people tell you they love you? yesss, why?!

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? yes, but i dont let that stop me from gettin my beerz

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? that is half correct (the first half)

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? yes, i like to torture myself for some reason

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? yes

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? my hero isnt in jail

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? i am no such thing

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? yes, this was my away message earlier

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? i am currently spending a warm summer day indoors

Do you want the one you can't have? story of my life, thx

Do you think that meat is murder? no i just ate chicken, sry

Have you changed your plea to guilty? it was guilty to begin with

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? stitches, but not around my head, so...no

Don't you mind if people forget you? i'll tell you i dont mind when i really do

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? you bet! oke poke:

13.5/20

[bored]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
yes

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
no

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
no

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
yes

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
yes

Do insane people tell you they love you?
no

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
yes

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
irish blood, italian heart

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?
yes

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
yes

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
yes

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
what???

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
no

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
yes

Do you want the one you can't have?
yes

Do you think that meat is murder?
no, it's dinner

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
i haven't even been accused!

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
more like 3

Don't you mind if people forget you?
no.. which in this poll really means yes because moz doesn't mind

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?
yes

11.75/20 (with adjustment for forgetting me)

[Kuiper]

I say, adjusting the lyrics a bit to fit more rational possibilities, I get a 15/20. Without my cheating , maybe an 11 or 12.

[Young And Alive]

By the way, the question about the satellite comes from "Roy's Keen"

[the judge]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? Mmh, no

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? No

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? My Thursday is even worse than "pathetic"

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? No, but I don't remember

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? When I lie...

Do insane people tell you they love you? I'm "insane people" that tells someone that I love them.

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? Oooh, this often happens, I have few clothes and most of them I don't like

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? I'm Croatian blood, don't know about my heart, but it will never be Italian (English wouldn't be bad)

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? I'm doing this with the person I love

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? It depends on what people

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? my heroes are not imprisoned

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? I try not be a satellite, but it's hard

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? I have the right

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? Oh yes, I hate suntan, by the way, here summer days are bloody hot.

Do you want the one you can't have? Sure

Do you think that meat is murder? Not yet, I like eating meat

Have you changed your plea to guilty? I don't understand the meaning of plea

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? No, only few in my forehead

Don't you mind if people forget you? Usually I mind

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? Perhaps

Great thread, I'll rate it *****

[Helios]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? No

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? Yes

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? No

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? Once a month

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? Never

Do insane people tell you they love you? By definition

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? Yep

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? Most Certainly Not

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? Yes

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? Certo

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? You know me too well

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? WTF?

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? On Tuesdays

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? Whenever the opportunity arises

Do you want the one you can't have? Doesn't everybody?

Do you think that meat is murder? Nope - went to McDonalds today

Have you changed your plea to guilty? Because it always was

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? Yikes!

Don't you mind if people forget you? I wish more would

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? Eeek

[HandHoldingWinsRaces!]

reminds me of a fan t-shirt I saw on the web a few years ago.


http://www.cafepress.com/morrisseysmiths.3029405

I think it's time for another shirt! Any creative people out there?

[dislocate my shoulder]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
Yes.

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
No.

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
Yes.

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
Yes.

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
Yes.

Do insane people tell you they love you?
No.

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
No. That is, no nights out.

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
No.

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?
No.

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
Yes.

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
Yes - one hero had been imprisoned in himself.

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
Would think if a star/planet was located.

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
Yes.

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
Yes, please.

Do you want the one you can't have?
Yes.

Do you think that meat is murder?
Absolutely.

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
Yes, but I was sentenced to life.

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
No.

Don't you mind if people forget you?
There's nobody to remember me.

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?
Supposedly. I did had a needle (of a syringe) in my eye , so I'd know how it would feel. Not recommended, to say the least, but doctors know better.

Ca. 13,5/20 on a rainy day.

[bikubesong]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?
No

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?
I'd love to

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?
Not anymore

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?
Every day

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?
YES.

Do insane people tell you they love you?
No, they invite me to Greece or give me peanuts. or dances with me. Im afriad.

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?
yes

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?
No/Yes

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?


Would you hate to be like certain people you know?
Dunno

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?
Yes

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?
That's Beatles, right? We can work it out!

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?
thats correct, unfortunately

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?
Nnn, well ok Yes

Do you want the one you can't have?
Not sure yet

Do you think that meat is murder?
Not sure yet

Have you changed your plea to guilty?
Yes, butu ive changed it.. back again too.

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?
No

Don't you mind if people forget you?
No

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?
Yes

Ca 9/20.

[dicartwright]

15/20, it's really good! Thank you, I wasn't really sure just how Morrissey I was...

[AmgoingtoseeMoz]

11/20 In fact its a Warm Sunny day that I am spending indoors on here!

[slum mum 1974]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? All the time

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? oh yes, i kept the chiuaua too

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? best day of the week BY FAR

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? YEP

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? All the time

Do insane people tell you they love you? YEP

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? oh yes

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? nope

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? yes, coz i hate to be ignored

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? *nods head*

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? he's not in prison, yet

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?nope

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?nope

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? yes

Do you want the one you can't have?oh yes, most definitely

Do you think that meat is murder? nope

Have you changed your plea to guilty? nope, i am guilty

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head ?nope thank god

Don't you mind if people forget you? I do mind, it fricken annoys me

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? YES

(can't be arsed counting if i am or i am not)

[SouthpawGlamour]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened? Oh yeah, I can be well behaved.

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua? No

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic? Yes

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass? Yes

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you? Not sure

Do insane people tell you they love you? yes

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear? No

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart? No

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you? No

Would you hate to be like certain people you know? Yes

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero? No

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright? Yes

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race? Yes

Do you spend warm summer days indoors? Yes

Do you want the one you can't have? No

Do you think that meat is murder? No

Have you changed your plea to guilty? yes

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head? No

Don't you mind if people forget you? Yes

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye? Yes

11/20

[meat_is_murder19]

Have you ever lied down next to someone when nothing much happened?NO

Ever crept up behind someone with a homeless chiuaua?NO

Do you think that Thursday is indeed pathetic?VERY MUCH YES

Ever been gripped by a strange fear in a darkened underpass?YEP SOMEONE ROBBED ME

Do people look into your eyes and still not believe you?YES

Do insane people tell you they love you?YES

Do you plan nights out only to find that you haven't got a stitch to wear?YES

Are you made of Irish blood with an English heart?NOPE NEVER BEEN TO IRELAND

Do you get closer to people the more they ignore you?NOPE

Would you hate to be like certain people you know?YES

Can you not help quoting your imprisoned hero?NO

Are you a satellite but think that it's alright?YES

Do you feel as if you've got no right to take your place in the human race?NO

Do you spend warm summer days indoors?NO

Do you want the one you can't have?YES

Do you think that meat is murder?YES

Have you changed your plea to guilty?NO

Have you ever had sixteen stitches all around your head?I`VE HAD 5 NOT 16

Don't you mind if people forget you?NO I`M USED TO IT

Is your love as sharp as a needle in my eye?YES


U do the math