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  1. #1
    Somnium
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    Default A diet for an angel

    *Wake up at six and defecate every morning (it's very important, you have no idea).

    *Eat in a peaceful place, without negative thoughts.

    *Never eat with angry in your heart.

    *Don't eat too much.

    *Don't repress your burpings (I'm not joking).

    *Just eat very fresh honey, fruits, vegetables.

    *Remember, water is a "nectar", so drink a lot.

    *Keep in mind flowers are like spirits from the forest, and they bring peace, so put some orchids near your food.

    *Don't say unpleasent words when you're eating.

    *Prepare your own food with love, and don't let another person put their hands until it is ready.

    *Take a shower, and relax before you eat. Some jasmine incence can make your meal a refined experience.

    *never forget we have people around the world who have no food, or they are eating meat, wich is an impious food.

    *Invite your friends to share the beauty of your meal, but avoid those who never have a kind word to share with you.

    *Your body is a temple, so it deserves the best.

  2. #2
    greasetea
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    Default Re: A diet for an angel..you definetely need it!

    Yes, I have seen that picture of you by the way. It was sent to me by one of your regulars.

    Your green shirt makes that fat chubby face of yours worse. You look like Jabba the Brando in dire need of some fried chicken.

    P.s. You have big tits!!!

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    withnail
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    Default least he doesn't look like you..........all gay looking and s,hit!


  4. #4
    Lifeguard Sleeping
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    Default Here We Go Again With Using "Gay" As An Insult


  5. #5
    greasetea
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    Default ThankQ! Gay is a compliment, for I dress well and have impeccible taste!

    Just ask the several people priveledged to have met me. They love my teeth and glasses.

    Now return to your mullet, your Bugle Boys outfits and the cool white ribbed tangtop you think is all the rage.

    Honestly...I bet you couldn't even get picked up in a "gay" bar if you even told a patron there, "I think I'm gay but really I'm straight...God, I'm confused." Always works for me, albeit everyone is a rice queen in some nature. Works for me, too bad you are just a poor man's fat rockabilly.

  6. #6
    withnail
    Guest

    Default ''dress well'' meaning rubber underwear with penis sheath and inflatable butt plug


  7. #7
    withnail
    Guest

    Default the only thing you taste is your boyfriends fromunda cheese.


  8. #8
    greasetea
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    Default fromunda cheese? wow, so witty. Try "yo mama" or "talk to the hand.." It would be better limpdi.ck


  9. #9
    withnail
    Guest

    Default go donkey punch your boyfriend.


  10. #10
    withnail
    Guest

    Default Re: fromunda cheese? wow, so witty. Try "yo mama" or "talk to the hand.." It would be better limpdi.

    this from a guy who tell everyone he f.ucks their mom every night.

  11. #11
    greasetea
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    Default Re: fromunda cheese? wow, so witty. Try "yo mama" or "talk to the hand.." It would be better limpdi.

    > this from a guy who tell everyone he f.ucks their mom every
    > night.
    Yes and you would do a right one by giving into your Oedipal complex you nignog.

    Why don't you jam three fingers up your ass and pull on that intestinal slinky and sit there in a puddle of semen and blood you moron salad.

    Greasetea Rules the Casino.

  12. #12
    withnail
    Guest

    Default dude, you're such a gay-bob.


  13. #13
    Lifeguard Sleeping
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    Default What's a "gay-bob?"


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