arent porn names , your first pet and your mothers maiden name
mine is goldie mooney beat that
arent porn names , your first pet and your mothers maiden name
mine is goldie mooney beat that
Mine is Joey Holloway...which is very 70's porn I think!
(Joey was a budgie)
Beauty Brunyee![]()
(beauty was a budgie, buried in a cardboard Typhoo teabox in the garden on her death!)
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I've always been one for the birds....![]()
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Bloody hell Alma...... it was like 40 years ago!!!!!![]()
I think it was blue and green or yellow. Definately the blue though I think! (would have to be!!)
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My grandad used to breed budgies when I was younger, and he had one in particular which stayed in the house, called Joe, he was a lovely little chap, he used to talk he could say "Hello Joe" and he sounded just like my grandad!
My Dad actually murdered Joey!
He was a bit under the weather so my Dad thought he would do a bit of DIY vet type job on him and gave the poor little thing an asprin crumbled up in his water...the poor little sod died of an overdose (Dad gave him a whole asprin!)....he flapped his little wings a bit and dropped down dead in the bottom of a cage. We only took him in in the first place as one of my Dads mates went into an old peoples home and he wasn't allowed pets! Sad...but TRUE!
We obviously went to different junior schools.
How do you know my mum's maiden name wasn't Lakeland?!
Okay by YOUR crazy method, my porn name is Holly Booth. Holly Booth? Wasn't she the girl in the year below me with the maaaassive chin? I'm sticking with Millie Lakeland
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