Who's your ideal celebrity?

[Cemetry Gates]

If you could choose say, 3 celebrities to infiltrate the traits you desire in a partner, whom would they be?

[vicarinatutugal]

looks - Morrissey
Humour - Ricky gervias
cooking skills - Gordon Ramsey

but as I am stuck with a smithhating bf who plays xbox all the time, I shall have to just dream.

what about you then?

[in_a_loveless_world]

Mine would be Morrissey and Stephen Fry...perfection!

[Sister_Steve]

Danny Dyer= for looks, drinking, manliness, interest in football

Russell Brand= looks, vegetarianism, height, humour, intelligence

Morrissey= northern, animal rights, intelligence.

I like Gordon Ramsay too, I fink 'es well fit, but I don't like him using animals in is cookery. I also have a massive crush on Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall but I don't like him chopping up animals anyway.

[vicarinatutugal]

Danny Dyer= for looks, drinking, manliness, interest in football

Russell Brand= looks, vegetarianism, height, humour, intelligence

Morrissey= northern, animal rights, intelligence.

I like Gordon Ramsay too, I fink 'es well fit, but I don't like him using animals in is cookery. I also have a massive crush on Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall but I don't like him chopping up animals anyway.

I love Russell, Gordon well if you had him, you could get him to make you lots of lovely veggie dishes I really would like a man who can cook

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

none
i dont know them
in order for me to really like someone
i gotta know them i think
having said that
'off the top of my head', i think

these 3 are pretty dreamy

[Sister_Steve]

I love Russell, Gordon well if you had him, you could get him to make you lots of lovely veggie dishes I really would like a man who can cook

I don't think he likes vegetarians too much does he? Especially not vegans!
I couldn't have a meaningful relationship with someone who was into meat that much. Shame there are so few vegetarian males out there!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I couldn't have a meaningful relationship with someone who was into meat that much. Shame there are so few vegetarian males out there!

i see(read actually) that being a vegetarian has not stopped you from expressing yourself in a shallow man
good 4 u!

[nocturn0wl]

I'm deliberately excluding Morrissey cause that's just a given.

My OTHER three would be: Nicolas Cage (mainly for the chest hair), Daniel Craig, and Gerard Butler

Close runners up were: Jimmy Stewart, Chris O'Donnell, Jude Law, and Tobey Maguire

[Cemetry Gates]

Top 3 (not necessarily in any specific order):

Justin Ryan (of How Not to Decorate, yes, I know his partner is Colin and he's gay but, I can still dream as a straight woman, can't I?)

Ian McCulloch

Larry Mullen, Jr.


Seriously though people, someone hit me over the head. I just have to STOP w/ my stupid, meaningless, unattainable crushes!!!!! Please....(to me)

[the more you explore me!]

tera patrick

silva saint

tracy lords

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

tera patrick

silva saint

tracy lords

1ST off
i thought you were a gay dude
2nd i've met tracy
she was really cool
3rd

Sylvia Saint is 'too pretty for porn'

[chica]

i thought you were a gay dude

But... she is

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

But... she is

no, you are

[Kewpie]

1ST off
i thought you were a gay dude
2nd i've met tracy
she was really cool
3rd
Sylvia Saint is 'too pretty for porn'

Mwhahah!!!!! I guess you're the only one fooled by tmyem, Robby.

[chica]

no, you are

Umm... did Sir Alec tell you about my dream?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Umm... did Sir Alec tell you about my dream?

no, we don't talk anymore
&

Mwhahah!!!!! I guess you're the only one fooled by tmyem, Robby.

can you really laugh Kewpie?

[chica]

Aww... Sir Alec, shouldn't you make it up with Robby?

[Sir Alec]

Aww... Sir Alec, shouldn't you make it up with Robby?

OK. Sowwy for hurting your feewings wobby.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

OK. Sowwy for hurting your feewings wobby.

dont be
you didn't
cuz i don't have any
remember?
i'm a man
but still
its the thought that counts...