It was a great sow, Somnium got his ass violaed by a beer bottle and that was just the beginning.
Mud was there and his girlfirend sucked him off and then choked on what she said, "garlic tatsing cum"
and then the opening act The Rambling Mayberry's played six Morrissey songs and ended each tue with "This is for John Marr and his big h barteders and the zitty ass"
Then after their act, the played some music for a long time..enough time for me to masturbate all over th bartenders and the glasses, so if you had a pitcher for 15 bucks , you are now carrying my DNA in your stomach you dumb one testicled fu.ckfaces.
Boz then came up with his lovely wife and he performed 84 songs. Songs of note:
1. "Kit"--this was a song done for th aladjustdalbum but was rejectdOne can see why it was dumped by Leatherface, it was a rap song with high drum beats and a weird funky Miles Davis' like saxophone in the middle. A-Dawg showed up to jam before he pulled down his pants and grabbed his crotch nd said, "this is for you Morrissey you asshole!"
2. "Jack the Ripper"--Boz's version was best if one was drunk. He sang it like an Irish jig and then did a funny riverdance that he called the "chicken walk." He then squatted to take a dump on the microphone.
3. "The More You Ignore Me the Closer I get"--He sang the Bill Nye version before the Macarena in a drunken stupor. In a silly gesture, Boz thanked the bumfu.cker that bought him the crappy bottle fwine and threw it at an unsuspecting fan. (he later died of head contusions)
..after some magic tricks and impersonations of Moz taking a $hit, he decided to let the audience know what he thought of them..while singing, "My heart is Very Full"..he squatted at the edge of the stage and pooped out brown chunky poopies.
I am Greasetea and if you wanted to kick my ass, you missed your chance you lousy fu.ckers! Bye bye jackass!