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    as requested by MoonBeam.

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    dark rye
    or
    lembas
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    french toast

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    milk roll
    I think it's time for bed

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    Pita Bread
    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalGeezer View Post
    I can't see past my fat stomach to look up my various holes or past my numerous double chins and face fat to look inside my mouth, so I can't tell you what I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    Pita Bread
    more like pity the bread

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    Baguette
    What would Birgit Friggebo do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chartres View Post
    Baguette
    That was, almost... too graphic!
    There is a serious moral deficiency in anyone who has no problem taking a creature's life in order to fill their own stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chica View Post
    That was, almost... too graphic!
    Beware of the... mini-baguette
    What would Birgit Friggebo do?

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    Do I sense some low self-esteem there, dear?
    There is a serious moral deficiency in anyone who has no problem taking a creature's life in order to fill their own stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chica View Post
    Do I sense some low self-esteem there, dear?
    No, the garlic baguette is tastier however.
    What would Birgit Friggebo do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlunafraid View Post
    more like pity the bread

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    No...it's okay...I'll be gentle...
    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalGeezer View Post
    I can't see past my fat stomach to look up my various holes or past my numerous double chins and face fat to look inside my mouth, so I can't tell you what I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    No...it's okay...I'll be gentle...
    you know how to butter 'em up eh?

    all sing "when I knead you"

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    I lurve bagels....
    You don’t like me, but you love me
    Either way you’re wrong
    You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone

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    Bagels are better suited for male love making though!
    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalGeezer View Post
    I can't see past my fat stomach to look up my various holes or past my numerous double chins and face fat to look inside my mouth, so I can't tell you what I see.

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    the ones that doesn't cost a lot of dough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    Bagels are better suited for male love making though!
    Why's that then? I just think they are sooooo tasty......hmm..
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    hahahahahahaahahaha now THIS is a thread!!!!

    I would sleep with a croissant.....

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    so if you got preggers by a bread would that mean you've got one in the oven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlunafraid View Post
    so if you got preggers by a bread would that mean you've got one in the oven?

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