would you add to the ratings?

[Grim O'Grady]

Poco & I to host a new news channel, each week we would introduce & discuss a topical topic of the day, week, whatever! Then after the break we would argue each others point of view (wearing the devils advocate masks I've knocked up on ebay) then if we can be arsed we'd open ourselves to viewers Q's etc? We'd always big it up together for Dave the weatherman, we'll call his bit the global warming section, listen to Dave talk weather or not, he'll warm the cockles!

then we'll go over to our reporter in the street our Skip, who'll be in the thick of it, but won't suffer fools gladly, you have been warned, I think...

love

Grim (should I grow a 'tasche?)

[Poco Innocente]

If the profuse shuffling of papers is allowed, I'm in.

[Grim O'Grady]

in silhouette only? Keep the mystery!

love

Grim

[Grim O'Grady]

Skip does not suffer fools to pass. You have been warned. Can I bring my kangaroo with, I can keep the microphone in there when not in use, and kangaroos can give a nasty kick to the stomach when all the Skippy-hates come 'round.

like the way you are thinking Skip (with the 'Roo's feet) we need more ideas to keep this show on the road, in the studio, in peoples minds, in our pay packets!

let's go to work...

who wants to decide the 1st weeks topical debate? & who has to argue it in part one, then after the break we go to the public with q's to Skip & Roo. Then after another break we all swap places, ending with a mudfight or something, it's Roo in my corner this week!

love

Grim (kickin this week)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

so sharks and jellybeans mix now
how sad...

[Grim O'Grady]

so sharks and jellybeans mix now
how sad...

yeah we are the all-sorts, might be able to get yo a job on the door or summat Robby, but only if you keep your nose clean oh & you've to call me by my new name Oprah, ok!

love

Oprah

[Dave]

I'm in! You can expect the weather reports to be big on celebrity gossip. Give the people what they want, right?

I'll be back after a short break, been trying to get away from here all morning!

[Zenith Nadir]

I wanna be called O'Annety. Or Skip. Or Kui (pronounced koo-ee). Just not Kuiper. That's my personal name, either use my professional name, nickname, or petname.

How exactly do you pronounce "kuiper".

[Kickstand]

Why does every topic end up being incredibly daft?

[drunken goldfish]

Why does every topic end up being incredibly daft?

I think this one actually started that way .

[slum mum 1974]

but that's what makes this all such good fun

[virtually dead]

It rhymes with viper. Or diaper. But vipers are cool, and diapers aren't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuiper_belt

I always thought it was;

Q - pea - err

Which sounds like a society gentleman

[drunken goldfish]

I thought it was like Kweeper .

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I thought it was like Kweeper .

i thought it was like

only minus the R
and Clive Owen

[Grim O'Grady]

I'll have to interupt you all as we go over live to our Resident, Kuip, cuip, kewp, no no no, erm yes we've got our live feed now over to Skip
talking to folk (real people) on the street about

rabbits feet are they lucky?

love

Oprah O'Grady (fondles your seat)

[Grim O'Grady]

Out on the street I have determined that nothing could be lucky about cutting off the foot of a cute little animal like this:


But then that let's us on to the old Candy Shark conspiracy theory: did they purchase the House Rabbit Society with Renminbi???

I'll have to take a poll from the pedestrians passing by on their thoughts on the subject.

"a soccer ball with ears" - Shakespear

"cute n tasty" - Bacon

"get off my land" - E Fudd (bang bang)

just 3 texts we've had in so far

love

O O'G

***edit***

look at my post count, blimey!

[Grim O'Grady]

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/sho...19&postcount=4

Attempting to get an answer out of the Candy Sharks for their anti-bunny actions, I went straight to their ganglord: one Grim O'Grady. However, he has not yet commented on it.

While waiting for the Candy Sharks to defend their actions, I polled the pedestrians I came in contact with about my name. Skip on the Street is the segment, so should I be called Skip the Streetwalker? Some of the responses have been surprising, but positive. But then the Charlotte Elise rumors started again, and no, I am not into zoophilia and will not take part in it no matter the money.

That's all from Skip the Streetwalker.

By the way which street am I on? Am I in Chicago? I think I'll be on the Mag Mile.

we are sending a car to pick you up (I say car but it's actually a rikshaw)

I've phoned ex Ganglord G O'Grady's agent to see about him coming to the studio for an open debate but he's filming on location in Columbia (watch this space for an exclusive), we've also tried to get hold of the leader of the jelly beanies but according to our researcher !VH! who's been on their tale (7 long years) that said leader has seen the light & given up the gangsterism & become a nun in outer Mongolia, unfortunately our budget won't allow !V! to continue the track, do we trust/believe !V!?

love

Oprah

[Grim O'Grady]

But I like it on the Mag Mile. Please don't send me to Cabrini Green, I'm happying asking wealthy tourist shoppers their thoughts on gang warfare rather than experiencing it firsthand.

I've gotten an anonymous tip that the former leader of the Jelly Beans, whoever he may be, is in fact in Little Egypt. I'll go down there to investigate once I get the time.

That's all from Skip the Streetwalker, without a catchphrase or slogan.

By the way what is the name of our station?

we are wagon, yep

Station Waggon

a wheel short is ok ok?

so you are undercover in the shopping precinct, hope you're not out of your depth, don't approach anyone with a clipboard, you are not insured!

love

Oppy Oggy

[Grim O'Grady]

Where am I being shipped to now? I was having fun here. I'll go down to Cairo on the hot tip if you need, but it's a long trip in a station wagon shy a wheel. Navy Pier is a good place to be a streetwalker if the station really insists I get off Michigan Avenue.

So come on, is there a station name or not?

howd on, aint the station named 'wagon'?

the transportation is named 'rick shaw', cheap but uncomfortable!

yes get yer ass down to where it's hot, we've got viewers to enthrall!

cut to dave for the weather update!

***DAVE***
DAVE ffs, where's Dave?


love

Op (David the wind blows, we've lost our boy)

[Grim O'Grady]

run VT ***it's all gone Cinders over here***

love

Pumpkin O'G
P.s. hold the fort & the wagon, i'll be back on it tomorrow.