Morrissey at number one

[Bluebirds]

Imagine a world where Morrissey was number one forever and ever and ever. On second thoughts don't.

Well anyway now it surely can be done?

They've changed the chart rules so internet downloads count... Someone should sort something out!!!

I'm going to petition the record company. Another single from ROTT may just come out in time to catch the South Bank Show special. Or maybe another live CD single. Of Life Is A Pigsty.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Imagine a world where Morrissey was number one forever and ever and ever.

its easy for me
its called
my home