Congratulations, Wolve!

[wolve]

SM? But that's included in the chica 3000 limited edition!

[chica]

Insider information: chica 3000 doesn't support nipple-licking function, customers are advised to buy wolve 3000 as well!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i have nipples

[virtually dead]

I'm an outside runner, although I cant be arsed tro post anytmopre as peop,e cant take jokes and insist on calling me a cunt. now whether i am or not is not is a completely different matter. anyway congratuilations robby!

the cunt thing was a quote from a film, and there was a not to mention a ...which implies that I am not being serious...

[wolve]

Insider information: chica 3000 doesn't support nipple-licking function, customers are advised to buy wolve 3000 as well!

But what special features has the chica 3000 got then?

[chica]

The rest

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

the cunt thing was a quote from a film, and there was a not to mention a ...which implies that I am not being serious...

dont fret too much vd
u can do better than kickstand
hes english for christ sake!

(no offence meant)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i went too far
i blame these pills

[the more you explore me!]

Insider information: chica 3000 doesn't support nipple-licking function, customers are advised to buy wolve 3000 as well!

wot i just put my order in! (may be get both and be greedy)

i have nipples

but not proper ones like a girl

dont fret too much vd
u can do better than kickstand
hes english for christ sake!

(no offence meant)

you been watching "brave heart" again.

[wolve]

but not proper ones like a girl

Hear hear!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

wot i just put my order in! (may be get both and be greedy)

but not proper ones like a girl

you been watching "brave heart" again.

and on mel
not all faux scotsman are anti-semites

[The Cat's Mother]

I find chaps' nipples to be very proper indeed.

[virtually dead]

wollen ones?

[wolve]

But women's are bigger! And softer!

[The Cat's Mother]

wollen......

Oh, woollen?

No, the little knitted men have little pink beads for nips. *dies of cuteness*

[virtually dead]

they are adorable
have you been playing with them?

[The Cat's Mother]

But women's are bigger! And softer!

What's this? Nip Wars?

[The Cat's Mother]

they are adorable
have you been playing with them?

The little men or their nipples?

'No comment' in either case.....

[virtually dead]

I think both, no?

[wolve]

What's this? Nip Wars?

Yes, kinda!