The Official Handwriting Thread

[wolve]

We all know Morrissey scribbles lovely, but how does your handwriting look like? Write something, anything, and scan it or take a picture of it!

[wolve]

Here:

[El Manzo]

My signature.

[virtually dead]

mine's first then it's Nico's

[half a person]

God, my phone camera's crap! Anyway, there's my handwriting.

[virtually dead]

God, my phone camera's crap! Anyway, there's my handwriting.

it's like a primary school teacher's, very neat, very nice

[half a person]

it's like a primary school teacher's, very neat, very nice

Thanks, I think I have a kind of obsessive compulsion with handwriting, I have been known to tear out who pages because it isn't neat enough... um, yeah...

[virtually dead]

well, it's very very nice....
you should become a teacher, I would love to see you with children with awful handwriting.

[half a person]

well, it's very very nice....
you should become a teacher, I would love to see you with children with awful handwriting.

I actually wanted to be a teacher for ages, then I spent 2 months volunteering for 2 hours once a week at a Banardos Playcentre, that changed my mind, I can't stand children, that's my problem

[lilybett]

Here's mine

[virtually dead]

I actually wanted to be a teacher for ages, then I spent 2 months volunteering for 2 hours once a week at a Banardos Playcentre, that changed my mind, I can't stand children, that's my problem

ah, me too.
they are vile little creatures

[half a person]

ah, me too.
they are vile little creatures

Precisely, unfortunately, this doesn't make school particularly pleasant.

Do you get the feeling we're hijacking this thread? Oh well.

[virtually dead]

yeah we are....
but are we not rebels?
I hate school, full of idiots, who learn nothing and know nothing
I take it you feel the same?

[half a person]

yeah we are....
but are we not rebels?
I hate school, full of idiots, who learn nothing and know nothing
I take it you feel the same?

Oh, yes, could you tell? I hate school with a passion, it's awful, the people are dull, the lessons are dull and the, um, building is dull! Plus they don't even let us listen to ipods, I can't even escape to Mozland (what? That's a real place! I my head...) so I have to take comfort in books, which, fortunately enough, you are allowed to have, until somebody steals it off you. I had a whole argument last week with boys in my class over Oscar Wilde. Seriously. I was reading 'The Secret Life of Oscar Wilde' they stole it off me, and pronounced that O.W was gay! Shock horror! It was when I said 'yeah, I know' that they really took offence. They couldn't understand how I could read a book about someone who was gay. Yep, idiots.

[lilybett]

Schools as we know them exist to teach you that you don't matter, to pretend to everyone but the priveleged that you fail because you're thick and to prepare you to be a good, conformist little worker in a capitalist economy. Fuck 'em. You'd probably be better keeping your ipod on

[virtually dead]

how about this
"morrissey is a vegetarian" "what? i thought hard rock people ripped the heads off bats!"
apparently 'cos I don't like rave i like hard rock.
"have you ever read "sonnet to liberty" "well, like, i prefer, like, limericks"
bloody idiots!

[Kewpie]

I actually wanted to be a teacher for ages, then I spent 2 months volunteering for 2 hours once a week at a Banardos Playcentre, that changed my mind, I can't stand children, that's my problem

Still you can become a lecturer who teaches mature students who are seriously want to study.

[half a person]

Lilybett-
Here, here! Let's all leave and emigrate to a remote Island devoid of education and stupid people!

VD- A few quotes you might like (I do, I have them stuck to my wall):
'You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public'
'Why was I born with such contemporaries?'
'There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity'
'I am patient with stupidity, but not those who are proud of it.'
'Some people are born stupid, others conform to stupidity, those people are stupid.'

Good, aren't they?

[virtually dead]

yes, very good
one day they may make their way to my wall
but right now I'm too cold to bother

[half a person]

yes, very good
one day they may make their way to my wall
but right now I'm too cold to bother

Fair enough, I shan't pressurize you. What do you think of my emmigration idea? We could get everyone on Moz-Solo to go with us!