it'd be lovely to be friends with someone as beautiful, talented and magnetic as the Moz man, but wouldn't you just live your life on a knife edge thinking that you'd do or say something to make him drop you at any moment? The best you can hope for is that he'd fall into some sort of love with you ... the adoration of Morrissey is not just for Christmas.
hmmm thats a good point, wat if u totally gave up ur lifr being his frind then after 3 years you said 'mmm turkey burgers and he dropped you and mentioned u cruelly in a song . This reminds me of what Jon Ross said in his interview, 'lile wat if I say something innocent like ride the lamb and I appear in a song being told off' . Still pick the friendship, lucky lovely linder