Which would u rather:

lilikoi said:
well, whatever I meant, I did NOT mean eat the turkey for dinner and have sex afterwards - I'm a vegetarian you know.
so - it meant something else. figure it out.:D
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no no no no i don't want to!!! you're corrupting my innocent mind!! :D
 
As for passionate night ..I can see him every night anyways
I"d prefer friendship in reality (of course i would be unhappily in love also AGAIN)
 
it's just the matter of where and when. and if both of those factors are right, well, boys and girls, there just might be a special thread about me in a couple of years...."the mystery girl seen with morrissey"

don't worry. i'll make special invites to our wedding for everybody on the thread. then we'll all meet and have bacchic fits! i'm very fond of red wine and well, so is my dear dear morrissey.

hahaha oh god
i really should do my sociology homework.....it's like reading war and peace while crazy fantasies ravage your pretty little young brain....
 
how about another question:

would you rather sind a duet with him on his next album or be escorted to his hotelroom by bodyguards to be his sexlave for an hour (and then thrown out immediately).
(I didn't make this up folks, I read in the paper that's what robbie williams does to groupies)
 
lilikoi said:
well, whatever I meant, I did NOT mean eat the turkey for dinner and have sex afterwards - I'm a vegetarian you know.
so - it meant something else. figure it out.:D
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Oh, I wanna know! But on the other hand I care about Virtually Dead's innocent mind ;) maybe you could switch to German for a sec, lilikoi and explain that turkey-thing to me :p
 
lilikoi said:
how about another question:

would you rather sind a duet with him on his next album or be escorted to his hotelroom by bodyguards to be his sexlave for an hour (and then thrown out immediately).
(I didn't make this up folks, I read in the paper that's what robbie williams does to groupies)
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A good friend of mine slept with Robbie in Jane Seymour's mansion when he was around here making an album. She spent the entire night with him and was then provided with breakfast and sent home in a cab. When she got home her copy of Vogue had arrived, with Mr Williams on the cover!!

So there you have it; she did get breakfast out of the deal! :) And she sold her story to the press (with Robbies blessing) and made a few quid out of it too, but had to move out of the area because other women were jealous of her, so there was a price to pay.

Sorry I didn't answer the original question there now did I...
 
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Anais Pin said:
A good friend of mine slept with Robbie in Jane Seymour's mansion when he was around here making an album. She spent the entire night with him and was then provided with breakfast and sent home in a cab. When she got home her copy of Vogue had arrived, with Mr Williams on the cover!!

So there you have it; she did get breakfast out of the deal! :) And she sold her story to the press (with Robbies blessing) and made a few quid out of it too, but had to move out of the area because other women were jealous of her, so there was a price to pay.

Sorry I didn't answer the original question there now did I...
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ah, well that sound quite romantic... lol. well, aparently mister williams did not behave this gentlemanly on his austrian tour, if the press is to be believed, hehehe.

but now back to moz since robbie makes me criiiinge!

i´d like to sing a duet with him, and may it be just the chipmonk background vocals - i´m so jealous of kristeen young!!!

grrrrrrrrr.
 
Sonar said:
Oh, I wanna know! But on the other hand I care about Virtually Dead's innocent mind ;) maybe you could switch to German for a sec, lilikoi and explain that turkey-thing to me :p
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well, it really is just a health issue. vegans need their b12 once in a while from animal (or human animal) protein sources - and this can be done without murder by just making good use of morrissey and letting the cute turkey live.
now you´re going to ask me for cruelty free technical details, i suppose. well, you will have to order a manual because my lips must remain sealed or i might get banned from this board for corrupting innocent vegan teenagers.
 
lilikoi said:
well, it really is just a health issue. vegans need their b12 once in a while from animal (or human animal) protein sources - and this can be done without murder by just making good use of morrissey and letting the cute turkey live.
now you´re going to ask me for cruelty free technical details, i suppose. well, you will have to order a manual because my lips must remain sealed or i might get banned from this board for corrupting innocent vegan teenagers.
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Got it! Urgh! But of course eating an animal would be even more urgh:)
 
What a difficult question... I'd love being his friend for the rest of my life and keep in touch and all that, but it would be a TORTURE being next to him and not to touch him or kiss him... Probably I would plan an evening with an intimate dinner, something light of course, and I would make sure he drinks more than a glass of wine!! Hehehe... and then the conversation can be led to something more romantic and from there to a killer stare and a hand caressing the other and a hug and a kiss and whatever it comes... there's nothing, no distance... So yes... I'd love to be his friend but waiting for the right moment to "attack" hahahaa....
 
This is turning into the "Would you sleep with Morrissey" poll / thread we had going over the last few weeks.I guess all those fantasies whirling around have to see the light of day somehow and this forum is obviously the place for some of you to get your kinky thoughts out there!

One night of passion or a true lasting friendship?? Damn good question, but I'd go for the friends option. Yeah, he's a gorgeous man, but I'd much rather know what's going on in his head than what's going on in his pants!
 
I think maybe this forum requires a 'Morrissey Fantasy' thread... :rolleyes:
 
lilikoi said:
well, whatever I meant, I did NOT mean eat the turkey for dinner and have sex afterwards - I'm a vegetarian you know.
so - it meant something else. figure it out.:D
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You'd get cramps I you did this....
Never do any rigorous exercise less than 2 hours after a meal :p
er...just in case anyone was going to. :D
 
Night of passion, then kill myself because i doubt i'd ever find anyone i fancied as much as him again. :D

it'd be lovely to be friends with someone as beautiful, talented and magnetic as the Moz man, but wouldn't you just live your life on a knife edge thinking that you'd do or say something to make him drop you at any moment? The best you can hope for is that he'd fall into some sort of love with you ... the adoration of Morrissey is not just for Christmas.
 
That is a very very tough one. I would most likely pick friend, but the crazy night and the rememberence may be better, if you have life long friend ship, he will always be there. If you go with the passion, you will always cherish and remember it. I would pick friendship though, because I want him forever, and im probley not that good in the bed
 
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