My gift to everyone worth their weight in semen (it's still salt in a way)

[greasetea]

I have taken it upon myself to rename you these tokens. From now on...I shall address you by these snickers and there's not a damn thing anyone short of a Chinese Dim Sum with refried beans can do anything about it..so shut your trap and give me your hand as i pass out your new names!

Lifeguard Sleeping---Narcoleptic Nympho
Fabricio---Big Daddy Fabb
Cinderella---Princess Pinhead (Damsel Duncecake)
Boyfriend in a Coma---Cop a Feel
Little Miss Curious---Miss Let Me Rub It In your Face!
The Magic Fairy---Mr. Recieves Regularly
Folly---Felton Dink: Secret Chimp
Cili Barnes---Dsappearing Verbose Bitch
Suzanne---Whiney Pussy
Mimi---The Sweet Malmu
David Tseng---T-Dawg (on weekdays) Mr. Tsulu (on weekends)
Somnium---Happy hermaphrodite goes to Hollywood
Punchdrunk---Mister @#!!! MY MOM, SHE LETS ME @#!!! HER! (a.k.a. Greasetea Lite)
Morrissey---Lord Leatherface
Boz Boorer---Boz Soda
Alain Whyte---A Dawg-eminem
Gary Day---Commodore 64
Spike Smith---Spicklez Smithers

enjoy your new monikers you bunch of dimwitted dolts!

 

[withnail]

what about me?!! i need to be included in something, my life is so boring...

 

[Karl Marx]

Pain to GreaseTea

@#!!! off GreaseTea

 

[PunchdrunkGB]

the rats you stick in your arse have got to your brain.

HELLO LITTLE MAN

YOU HAVE 2 MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS

YOU SHOULD GET A JOB!

ALSO I HAVE SEEN A PICTURE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND I FIND IT QUITE AMUSING THAT YOU HAVE SUCH BAD TASTE IN WOMEN AS SHE IS DISGUSTING.

WELL MAYBE THATS WHAT YOUR INTO GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE MEN ie YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE THE GREAT EX MANCHESTER UNITED FC AND DENMARK GOALKEEPER PETER SCHMEICAL.

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR

> I have taken it upon myself to rename you these tokens. From now
> on...I shall address you by these snickers and there's not a
> damn thing anyone short of a Chinese Dim Sum with refried beans
> can do anything about it..so shut your trap and give me your
> hand as i pass out your new names!

> Lifeguard Sleeping---Narcoleptic Nympho
> Fabricio---Big Daddy Fabb
> Cinderella---Princess Pinhead (Damsel Duncecake)
> Boyfriend in a Coma---Cop a Feel
> Little Miss Curious---Miss Let Me Rub It In your Face!
> The Magic Fairy---Mr. Recieves Regularly
> Folly---Felton Dink: Secret Chimp
> Cili Barnes---Dsappearing Verbose Bitch
> Suzanne---Whiney Pussy
> Mimi---The Sweet Malmu
> David Tseng---T-Dawg (on weekdays) Mr. Tsulu (on weekends)
> Somnium---Happy hermaphrodite goes to Hollywood
> Punchdrunk---Mister @#!!! MY MOM, SHE LETS ME @#!!! HER!
> (a.k.a. Greasetea Lite)
> Morrissey---Lord Leatherface
> Boz Boorer---Boz Soda
> Alain Whyte---A Dawg-eminem
> Gary Day---Commodore 64
> Spike Smith---Spicklez Smithers

> enjoy your new monikers you bunch of dimwitted dolts!

 

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

Unimaginative Reply

> Lifeguard Sleeping---Narcoleptic Nympho

Well, ya got it HALF right!

 

[Miss Let Me Rub It In Your Face!]

Erm...

I don't feel this suits me...

MLMRIIYF x

 

[Boyfriend in a Coma(Cop a Feel)]

Thanks Tea!

> I have taken it upon myself to rename you these tokens. From now
> on...I shall address you by these snickers and there's not a
> damn thing anyone short of a Chinese Dim Sum with refried beans
> can do anything about it..so shut your trap and give me your
> hand as i pass out your new names!

> Lifeguard Sleeping---Narcoleptic Nympho
> Fabricio---Big Daddy Fabb
> Cinderella---Princess Pinhead (Damsel Duncecake)
> Boyfriend in a Coma---Cop a Feel
I'll try it on for size and let you know if I like it!

> Little Miss Curious---Miss Let Me Rub It In your Face!
> The Magic Fairy---Mr. Recieves Regularly
> Folly---Felton Dink: Secret Chimp
> Cili Barnes---Dsappearing Verbose Bitch
> Suzanne---Whiney Pussy
> Mimi---The Sweet Malmu
> David Tseng---T-Dawg (on weekdays) Mr. Tsulu (on weekends)
> Somnium---Happy hermaphrodite goes to Hollywood
> Punchdrunk---Mister @#!!! MY MOM, SHE LETS ME @#!!! HER!
> (a.k.a. Greasetea Lite)
> Morrissey---Lord Leatherface
> Boz Boorer---Boz Soda
> Alain Whyte---A Dawg-eminem
> Gary Day---Commodore 64
> Spike Smith---Spicklez Smithers

> enjoy your new monikers you bunch of dimwitted dolts!

 

[greasetea .]

> Could I just take this opportunity to apologise to everyone on this board for my worthless existence, I'm afraid all that repressed homosexuality was causing me to spread mindless vitriol with gay abandon. So let me just clear this up once anfd for all:
IM HERE
IM QUEER
(I ALSO LIKE CHILDREN)

 

[Karl Marx]

I like GreaseTea

@#!!! off GreaseTea

 

[Fabricio]

I liked my new name!!!