Celebrity Wrestling Game

[The Cat's Mother]

One poster names two well-known people who they'd enjoy seeing pitted against each other in a wrestling match. The next person to post, predicts the outcome (with reasons, if you like) and then nominates another pair of combatants and so on. Here's your starter, then:

Morrissey v Grace Jones

[the more you explore me!]

grace jones: as she battered the shat out of Russell Harty?!?!?!

Peter Doherty vs Hilary Duff

[The Cat's Mother]

Yeah, Gracie'd floor poor Mozzer, with or without a handbag. And last time I saw a photo of Pete, he looked like he could barely stand, so Hilary gets that round.

Next up; Javis Cocker v Gary Day

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jarvis as he could also use brains instead of brawn. "look gary at that Gibson bass guitar" "er where" Jarvis lands him one right in the kisser!!!!


linda Mccartney
vs
heather mills

[The Cat's Mother]

There's lots of long, snakey limb to Jarv, too. Throw in a bit of oil and I think you'd be right.

I'm going with Heather, because you can get a killer heft on a cleverly-wielded prosthetic.

Oops! Next pair: Margaret Thatcher v Quentin Crisp

[Dave]

ummmm, when did this match occur? I'll say Linda. She would have created a smokescreen when she exhaled and knocked heather on her butt while she couldn't see.

Joan Jett vs Patti Smith

[The Cat's Mother]

Patti, no contest. Faze with the armpit hair and.... WHAM!

George Michael v The Pope

[Dave]

Singing "I will be your father figure" would surely confuse the Pope and George could throw that burning motorcycle jacket at him for the finish.

Cap'n Crunch vs the Trix Rabbit

[the more you explore me!]

the pope would hit goerge with his holy water sprikler thingy???
because george would be too stoned to notice a charging bishop, unless he was on hamstead health.

whoops had to edit: the captain as he would use rum, sodomy and the lash!

johnny depp

vs

Macaulay Culkin (when he was in the home alone films)

[The Cat's Mother]

I admit I had to Google for those two, but if those ears are as prehensile as they look, my money's on the bunny.

Ron Jeremy v Boz Boorer

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I admit I had to Google for those two, but if those ears are as prehensile as they look, my money's on the bunny.

Ron Jeremy v Boz Boorer

so did i (us brits only have toast for breakfast)

Ron would win as they bang bellies together as boz tries not to spill his beer and ron tickles him with his moustache and then a killer blow.... a slap in the boat race with his big.... fist or another four letter word!


traci lords vs britney spears

[The Cat's Mother]

the pope would hit goerge with his holy water sprikler thingy???
because george would be too stoned to notice a charging bishop, unless he was on hamstead health.

LOL!

Depp v Culkin's tricky, but under the Rules for Juniors, we could allow the sprog to bring with him some 'Home Alone'-esque stage props, to help consign Mr Depp to a comedic slapstick defeat.

Panic! at the Disco v the Dagenham Girl Pipers

[The Cat's Mother]

Alarmingly, given a count-in, Mr Jeremy can ejaculate on demand, so if Boz floored him and the ref started shouting " One! Two! Three!...." things could get out of hand.

Traci. Britney can't help singing 'Hit Me Baby, One More Time!' and Traci's an obliging sort.

Kenneth Williams v Sid James

[the more you explore me!]

LOL!

Depp v Culkin's tricky, but under the Rules for Juniors, we could allow the sprog to bring with him some 'Home Alone'-esque stage props, to help consign Mr Depp to a comedic slapstick defeat.

Panic! at the Disco v the Dagenham Girl Pipers

^ that is quite a horrible image!!!!

the pipers as they can drink pints, eat a kebab and pull hair all at the smae time.
panic only can worry about skinny ties!

sid would win as ken would be buried in hattie's breast going OH matron and sid would be using his saucy laugh to confuse him. bang a right kick up the "harris".

hitler
vs
shirley temple

[The Cat's Mother]

hitler
vs
shirley temple

I thought they were one and the same person, so I'll call that one a draw.

Johnny Marr v Spencer Cobrin. (I am SO the oil-smearer for this one!)

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I thought they were one and the same person, so I'll call that one a draw.

Johnny Marr v Spencer Cobrin. (I am SO the oil-smearer for this one!)

is this thread for you to get more ideas for your "stories".

well johnnny as he is from manchester would spend most of the time standing there saying "come on then, i'll focking have yer". spencer while eating an ice cream and putting on band aids for his fingers from drumming to much, would role his eyes, get fed up of marr and simply kick him in the knackers!!!!

know oil them mother!


snake
vs
steve Irwin

[The Cat's Mother]

is this thread for you to get more ideas for your "stories".

well johnnny as he is from manchester would spend most of the time standing there saying "come on then, i'll focking have yer". spencer while eating an ice cream and putting on band aids for his fingers from drumming to much, would role his eyes, get fed up of marr and simply kick him in the knackers!!!!

know oil them mother!


the snake from JAWS.
vs
steve Irwin

*rolls up sleeves to oil the dark-eyed little cuties*

Actually, I have recently acquired a strange association thing between Johnny Marr and baby oil. I think I must have been listening to 'Boomslang' while oiling myself after a shower; now whenever I see/smell/use baby oil I think of Johnny Marr and whenever I see/hear Johnny Marr I think of baby oil. Sadly, there appears to be no erotic element whatsoever to this phenomenon. But I digress....

The snake would win. It was feeling 'a bit cranky' and Irwin was last seen halfway down its gullet singing Rolf Harris' 'I'm Being Eaten by a Boa Constrictor'

[the more you explore me!]

*rolls up sleeves to oil the dark-eyed little cuties*

Actually, I have recently acquired a strange association thing between Johnny Marr and baby oil. I think I must have been listening to 'Boomslang' while oiling myself after a shower; now whenever I see/smell/use baby oil I think of Johnny Marr and whenever I see/hear Johnny Marr I think of baby oil. Sadly, there appears to be no erotic element whatsoever to this phenomenon. But I digress....

The snake would win. It was feeling 'a bit cranky' and Irwin was last seen halfway down its gullet singing Rolf Harris' 'I'm Being Eaten by a Boa Constrictor'

i would prefer him to sing "tie me kangroo down sport".... don't know the Boa one very well.
i was suppose to put Shark but i spelt snake!!!!!!! so i edited my post, then i saw that you can't edit when it is used as a quote.
well iit has to said, your a strange one!
you didn't put a match or is it me again!!!

[The Cat's Mother]

i would prefer him to sing "tie me kangroo down sport".... don't know the Boa one very well.
i was suppose to put Shark but i spelt snake!!!!!!! so i edited my post, then i saw that you can't edit when it is used as a quote.
well i has to said your a strange one.
you didn't put a match or is it me again!!!

There is a general consensus on LiveJournal that looking at pictures of Johnny Marr has a similiar effect on one as looking at pictures of kittens.

Sorry; I'm not up to date with all the JAWS sequels, so I assumed there'd been a big snake written in at some point.

Er..... Skippy v Scooby-Do?

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There is a general consensus on LiveJournal that looking at pictures of Johnny Marr has a similiar effect on one as looking at pictures of kittens.

Sorry; I'm not up to date with all the JAWS sequels, so I assumed there'd been a big snake written in at some point.

Er..... Skippy v Scooby-Do?

em livejournal seems a strange place!

my apologizes, as it was my mistake. watch finding nemo much better.

well skippy would win, as he is a kangaroo and they box. scooby would be in shaggy's arms running away and then getting an upper cut, making him choke on his scooby snack.
scrabby-do may join in and bite skippy's paw or leg or what ever you call it. but this may mean further victory for the Roo as he jumps up and down on the annoying little shit.


diana ross vs beyonce