An inticing invitation for Mr. S.P.Morrissey...

[Michelle]

You seem like an extremely private man but I would like to extend an invitation to you if you are ever in the Malibu area. I would love to take you out for clever, yet shy, conversation over lunch, drinks or just a good cup of joe. I work in Malibu and would always be available to slip away to show you the area. I doubt this will ever come to fruition but it can't hurt to throw it out there, right? Once more, let me say that you are an amazing, timeless musician. "You have a lovely voice" and an intoxicating stage presence. You are a brilliant lyricist. I could go on but I'm sure it's all been said before....Have a wonderful Monday.

 

[Steven]

My reply.

> You seem like an extremely private man but I would like to
> extend an invitation to you if you are ever in the Malibu area.
> I would love to take you out for clever, yet shy, conversation
> over lunch, drinks or just a good cup of joe. I work in Malibu
> and would always be available to slip away to show you the area.
> I doubt this will ever come to fruition but it can't hurt to
> throw it out there, right? Once more, let me say that you are an
> amazing, timeless musician. "You have a lovely voice"
> and an intoxicating stage presence. You are a brilliant
> lyricist. I could go on but I'm sure it's all been said
> before....Have a wonderful Monday.

Dearest Michelle,

I am of course flattered by your invitation, but I do believe that you realize the obvious reasons why it can never happen. If I accepted the invitations of all my fans, I could possibly involve myself in all sorts of confusing or scary situations. I am closley guarded, and I suppose, yes, very secretive. And besides, I'm sure that having met me, you would probably be somewhat dissapointed. I fear my legend is more fascinating than my table conversations. Nonetheless, thank you for the kind compliments. I am pleased to have visited this site this morning, only to stumble upon a kind word from you.

SPM

 

[Michelle]

Re: My reply.

> Dearest Michelle,

> I am of course flattered by your invitation, but I do believe
> that you realize the obvious reasons why it can never happen. If
> I accepted the invitations of all my fans, I could possibly
> involve myself in all sorts of confusing or scary situations. I
> am closley guarded, and I suppose, yes, very secretive. And
> besides, I'm sure that having met me, you would probably be
> somewhat dissapointed. I fear my legend is more fascinating than
> my table conversations. Nonetheless, thank you for the kind
> compliments. I am pleased to have visited this site this
> morning, only to stumble upon a kind word from you.

> SPM
Very eloquently put.

 

[suzanne]

Re: My reply.

> Dearest Michelle,

> I am of course flattered by your invitation, but I do believe
> that you realize the obvious reasons why it can never happen. If
> I accepted the invitations of all my fans, I could possibly
> involve myself in all sorts of confusing or scary situations. I
> am closley guarded, and I suppose, yes, very secretive. And
> besides, I'm sure that having met me, you would probably be
> somewhat dissapointed. I fear my legend is more fascinating than
> my table conversations. Nonetheless, thank you for the kind
> compliments. I am pleased to have visited this site this
> morning, only to stumble upon a kind word from you.

hey,

you were SUPPOSED to say, "I'm sorry, but I haven't even gone to see Suzanne as I have been promising over the past several years. a meeting, may I add, that i've been inexplicably putting off for no good reason."

tee hee!

it's fun when Moz doesn't own a computer!

 

[Notme]

Re: My reply.to your reply

> it's fun when Moz doesn't own a computer!

Oh, but he dies!

 

[greasetea]

Re: My reply.to your reply

> Oh, but he dies!

Yes we all do idiot. What's your point? You are probably the type of lamebrain that says, "See you next year" on december 31st. Or maybe you think it's cool to say "The only thing in life that is certain is death and taxes."

You sad fat goth. Go stuff your face with butter sticks and baste your asshole with crisco so my pal "dinky" can anally fist your intestine to a pureed sauce. You jackass!

 

[suzanne]

Re: My reply.to your reply

> Oh, but he does!

no he doesn't! he said he doesn't! morrissey wouldn't run around telling people he doesn't have one unless he really really meant it! how dare you question him?! Remove yourself from this site at once!

 

[S.P.MORRISSEY]

Re: well thank you!

we'll contact you.

May I suggest a topic for our conversation? What about, erm, "the fertility patterns of the red Brasilian forest ants"?

I think we'll like that.

 

[eddie LARGE]

Re: well thank you!

OH well i guess i will never learn

> we'll contact you.

> May I suggest a topic for our conversation? What about, erm,
> "the fertility patterns of the red Brasilian forest
> ants"?

> I think we'll like that.

 

[Little Miss Curious]

'Scuse me...

> OH well i guess i will never learn

Why have you changed your name Punchdrunk?

LMC x

 

[PunchdrunkGB]

??????

 

[Bertrand]

Re: My reply.to your reply

> no he doesn't! he said he doesn't! morrissey wouldn't run around
> telling people he doesn't have one unless he really really meant
> it! how dare you question him?! Remove yourself from this site
> at once!

Who's imac is that in his living room, then?

 

[suzanne]

Re: My reply.to your reply

> Who's imac is that in his living room, then?

it's clearly not his! he said he didn't own a computer! you don't know what they can do with computer imagery these days! his "friend" Micheal Bracewell doctored the photograph thinking an unsuspected Morrissey, who doesn't know what a computer looks like, would never know!

"Very nice picture. Say, what is that in the corner?"
"It's a shrubbery!"
"Ah....but it doesn't look quite green and leafy. and it doesn't appear to be in a pot."
"It's a new sort of shrubbery created by genetics. doesn't need soil or leaves."
"Aha....why don't I still see it in my living room?"
"It died of a genetically engineered virus."
"aha. Thank God for you, Micheal. I wouldn't know what to do without your knowledge of botanics."
"yes. thank god you are not friends with somebody eeeevviillllllll
MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"
"Micheal, you sound funny. Do you have a cold?"

 

[Bertrand]

Have you thought of better living thru pharmaceuticals?

> it's clearly not his! he said he didn't own a computer! you
> don't know what they can do with computer imagery these days!
> his "friend" Micheal Bracewell doctored the photograph
> thinking an unsuspected Morrissey, who doesn't know what a
> computer looks like, would never know!

> "Very nice picture. Say, what is that in the corner?"
> "It's a shrubbery!"
> "Ah....but it doesn't look quite green and leafy. and it
> doesn't appear to be in a pot."
> "It's a new sort of shrubbery created by genetics. doesn't
> need soil or leaves."
> "Aha....why don't I still see it in my living room?"
> "It died of a genetically engineered virus."
> "aha. Thank God for you, Micheal. I wouldn't know what to
> do without your knowledge of botanics."
> "yes. thank god you are not friends with somebody
> eeeevviillllllll
> MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"
> "Micheal, you sound funny. Do you have a cold?"

You need to get out more.

 

[suzanne]

Re: Have you thought of better living thru pharmaceuticals?

> You need to get out more.
and apparently, you need to discover what SARCASM is.

 

[suzanne]

Re: Have you thought of better living thru pharmaceuticals?

and you also need to discover the wonder of french desserts.

i made this ditty of a number that calls for an entire cup of kirsch today.

i've never been drunk from dessert before. yeehaw!

 

[Notme]

Re: Have you thought of better living thru pharmaceuticals? or without them?

 

[Notme]

Re: Having a "bout of greaseteaisms?"

 

[Bertrand]

Re: Have you thought of better living thru pharmaceuticals?

> and apparently, you need to discover what SARCASM is.

And here I was going to add that I'm the one who should be talking when I'm referencing a single photo that's a year and a half old.

Note to self, humor doesn't always work online.

 

[Bertrand]

Re: Have you thought of better living thru pharmaceuticals?

> and you also need to discover the wonder of french desserts.

> i made this ditty of a number that calls for an entire cup of
> kirsch today.

> i've never been drunk from dessert before. yeehaw!

That would explain it.