In an e-mail sent to me by Boz Boorer. He has the time to write me? I suppose so since he was booted out of the Polecats for breaking curfew. Anyhow, here's what the Charlie Sheen-lookalike had to spew:
"Hey Greasetea, how was your V-DAy? And I'm not talking about crabs! Ho ho ho, you like crabs? Man, I like lobster sometimes when I order baked clams, they taste tough. A-Dawg says not to eat the shell, what does he know the dumb wigger? Anyhootie and the blowfish, was your valentine day spent like the last 25 of your years...masturbelation...masterba..fu.ck did you wack off?
You know what I did? I finally got to SECOND base! Second base you beat that you idiot! Boobs feel good, have you ever touched a boob Greasetea? I bet not. Wait til Morrissey hears of my conquest! Second base you brickhead!!!!!!!! Boo fu.cking hooolie hoo to you liver di.ck!"
..Thanks Boz, second base!