The Official 'WTF Happened While I Away' Thread

[chica]

Yes, that was the kind of being up I had in mind... thanks wolve
Sir Alec, wanna tell us more about Miss Prissy Pants' pants?

[Sir Alec]

Holy shit! I'd pass out after the 20th. Damn, that guy must have had to stay hydrated for such a sweaty feat.

[Sir Alec]

Yes, that was the kind of being up I had in mind... thanks wolve

Don't tell me, you've broken that record even higher?

Sir Alec, wanna tell us more about Miss Prissy Pants' pants?

She wore really nice pants in the past 4 days so I call her Miss Prissy Pants to tease her. She calls me greaser, because of my hair. She needs to find another nick name because my hair is really short right now.

[chica]

Don't tell me, you've broken that record even higher?

I don't know how high people get because of me

my hair is really short right now.

Well something's gotta be!

[Sir Alec]

I don't know how high people get because of me

High in love of course.

Well something's gotta be!

Yeah I know what you mean. If I don't balance it out the universe will collapse under the weight of my im-balanced anatomy.

[chica]

Yeah I know what you mean. If I don't balance it out the universe will collapse under the weight of my im-balanced anatomy.

Ze Germans... always a potential threat to the world!

[Sir Alec]

Ze Germans... always a potential threat to the world!

Ze Germans and their mini-quiffs, and their shaven pubic areas, and their really dark brown hair, and their medium statures, and their broad shoulders, and their extreme intense way of speaking German, and their history of violence and nationalism.

Ze Germans will getsch you.

[chica]

Ze Germans and their mini-quiffs, and their shaven pubic areas, and their really dark brown hair, and their medium statures, and their broad shoulders, and their extreme intense way of speaking German, and their history of violence and nationalism.

Do they shave their pubic areas so that their members look bigger?! (for a moment I checked which thread this is - I got completely lost!)

Ze Germans will getsch you.

Which makes me Tschika, right?

[wolve]

Do they shave their pubic areas so that their members look bigger?! (for a moment I checked which thread this is - I got completely lost!)

Chica! You always pose questions so subtle! Sir Alec will blush!


Now tell us, Alec, do they?

[Sir Alec]

Do they shave their pubic areas so that their members look bigger?! (for a moment I checked which thread this is - I got completely lost!)

Nooooo, no, no, nooooo! Like I need that. I do leave a little patch for looks.

WARNING: Don't try and wax the base of the member without trimming. It can lead to infection, so don't do it... like I did.

Which makes me Tschika, right?

RIGHT ON! Now off to the mein Haus for tea and leidenschaftliche Massagen.

[chica]

If you want threesome, why don't you just say so! Leave the tea and the massages...
Leidenschaftliche sounds like a lovely word! Where did you learn German, Sir Alec?

[Sir Alec]

I know basic german from my grandfather, like

Good= Gut

Bad= Schlecht

Penis= Penis

Liebebilden= Love making

I get the complex sentences from a quick website. Sorry to make it seem like I know perfect German. I only know a little, but enough to communicate.

[wolve]

Kartoffeln = potatoes

[chica]

And Wienerschnitzeln, right wolve?

[Sir Alec]

and Kartoffel = potato

[wolve]

Clever of you!

[chica]

Jetzt ich habe Hunger