the official WHAT DO YOU WANT!? thread

[Pervomartovtsi]

well I want...3 things

a nice jacket
a crvena zvezda t shirt
and a girlfriend

what do YOU want?

[Sir Alec]

A stable life
No more roommates
You for a night

Only one of these things will ever happen.

[Pervomartovtsi]

You for a night

oh fuckn dammit xD

[Busy Clippers]

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

[chica]

Pervo, all of those things can arrive in a single airplane
Sir Alec, never say never

Busy Clippers, SPICE GIRLS?!

Yeah, I wanna too

[Pervomartovtsi]

yeah right

someday if I'm still alone i'm gonna go and search for a nice girl in bellorussia...

[drunken goldfish]

^^You mean a mail order bride?

[Pervomartovtsi]

something like that but I'd rather call it foreign search for love...cuz people got feelings and is not fair to treat em as merchandise

[chica]

^^You mean a mail order bride?

Apparently he doesn't mean you or me

[drunken goldfish]

Sorry to burst your bubble but that's what they do there, mate.
EDIT: Don't be sad, chica, you've still got wolve!
EDIT 2 - Judgement Day: Really going to bed now.

[Pervomartovtsi]

it's alway good to give some euphemisms to the world

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

im sure this would increase my chances with the ladies

[chica]

Then just to be honest Robby, you should have posted a picture with (a) lady(ies) in that bed...

[Pervomartovtsi]

and chica what do YOU want?

[chica]

Just an airplane ticket to Chile... Is that too much to ask?!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Then just to be honest Robby, you should have posted a picture with (a) lady(ies) in that bed...

oh ladies i can get, even have gotten some to get down on my floor*
but maybe not the right ones....


*=not the 'bare' hardwood, but still, NOT A BED!

[Pervomartovtsi]

If I wasn't poor as fuck (but warm inside) you would be here by now

[chica]

oh ladies i can get, even have gotten some to get down on my floor

Would you share your secret with us? How do you persuade them?

If I wasn't poor as fuck (but warm inside) you would be here by now

You can't possibly think that I'm the kind of a girl who is after money?!

[Denia]

I want big-brand stores to start selling Smiths t-shirts. Found some at Urban Outfitters... too expensive and not that nice.

[Pervomartovtsi]

no no, how could I? but... I mean that if I had the money for paying the plane ticket I could bring you here inmediatly