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    Okay guys here are the rules:
    This thread is designed for off-topic conversations that have little or no place even in the off-topic section. For now on I'd like to see all random conversations about looks, interests, what color your ceiling is, that you just stubbed your toe, that you want to kiss Chica on the cheek, what clothes you wear to bars and parties, why you think they call me Sir, why Roxy Music puts attractive women on a lot of their albums covers, how expensive your heating bill was last winter, how silly emoticons are, why I am still addicted to the internet even at this age, real life social interaction (if any exists), popsicles, length/girth, gay porn, the effects of multinational corporate globalization on the average person, my red striped speedo, the best hair product for a quiff, guitars and bass guitars, American politics and it's affects on the world particularly 3rd world nations, racism in modern society, lube, and other things of that matter.

    Go fucking nuts!
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    Heaven knows we needed this!
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    We need to get the ball rolling here. So lets start a random conversation...

    ...say... about that porn stuff.
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    I think they call you Sir,


    My celing has Moz on it. I painted a pic from the M, manchester DVD its really cool, it was the brick wall that said NO in white, I loved that image, it was so defiant.

    I can't wait to buy a pumpkin so we can get all the seeds out and bake them, I really dont like going to drama club anymore..were doing Much ado about nothing, I play Secoal.. I really loved the Smiths.. Smiths and Moz are so much before my time. Yes I would kiss Chica on the hand.. as a friend.. im about to go eat onion rings...im also listening to the live version of I know its over.
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    What porn stuff, we have really horrible porn... me and my friends always wanted to make a lesbian porn..
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    ^making it certainly isn't easy. The lighting can be a huge issue. If you can't see anything, whats the point? The human factor is also problematic. It is hard to make porn without de-humanizing the actors. It takes some skill to make it seem real.
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    yeah porn prolly is hard to make.. i never thought about that..
    I should give more credit to those directors
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    I think the hardest thing is having to make breaks "in the heat of the action". You're just about to have a triple orgasm with some worsest-covers-ever-Tino-boytoy-lookalike and the director screams "CUT!"

    boo-hoo!

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    I like it when there are more characters (except when one or more of them are senior citizens! ) I hate when actresses look like they are wrapping presents or doing something similarly boring. There was one blonde who looked like she was having fun, and that was really cool!
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    you like groups?

    what do you like? more men on one or two women or more women on one or two men?

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    so this thread has been here 1o mins and it's already about porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeliciousDemon View Post
    I think the hardest thing is having to make breaks "in the heat of the action". You're just about to have a triple orgasm with some worsest-covers-ever-Tino-boytoy-lookalike and the director screams "CUT!"

    boo-hoo!
    And you have experience with this?
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    I like two men - one woman or 2 couples best (that blonde was in the latter)
    Oh, and needless to say - two men gay porn sounds fabulous, but I've never seen it
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    Quote Originally Posted by chica View Post
    I like two men - one woman or 2 couples best (that blonde was in the latter)
    Oh, and needless to say - two men gay porn sounds fabulous, but I've never seen it
    And you have experience with this?
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    Viewing experience!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Alec View Post
    And you have experience with this?
    Of course. Tons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chica View Post
    Viewing experience!
    If your ever interested in directing just get another gay man, get a camera, and pay us each 15% of the sales.
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    15%? Why so modest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeliciousDemon View Post
    Of course. Tons.
    Seriously? You have literal experience in pornographic movies? Okay, okay I've used a video camera or two, but damn boy, you were doing that shit for real!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chica View Post
    15%? Why so modest?
    okay make it 1/3rd each. And give us all free copies.
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