Worstest Album Covers Ever III

[Codreanu]

Worstest Album Covers Ever III: Worst Album Covers Ever Returns!

Well, it's been almost two years since we posted our first "Worst Album Covers Ever" here at Stone.

You've seen:
Worst Album Covers Ever

You've been horrified by:
Worster Album Covers Ever II

Now feast your eyes on our latest collection. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
Worstest Album Covers Ever III



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And, for more awfulness, don't forget:
The Museum of Bad Album Covers

[Busy Clippers]

My fave is Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave. I'm going to print that bad boy and use it as the cover of every mix CD I make for the next month. Word to ya mutha!

[chica]

This is quite good, actually!



But this is really SCARY!

[Busy Clippers]

Ooh, chica, you're right...the second one is wrong in so many ways!!!

[drunken goldfish]

Chica's first one is one of those things that are so horrible you can't stop looking.

[Bluebirds]

Anyone seen the Scorpions Virgin Killer yet?

[Chartres]

What about these swedish goodies from the seventies?

[Chartres]

And some more... Not only swedish this time.

[chica]

Oh, I wish I could scan the cover of one of my mother's records... It's the sleaziest thing I have ever seen, it's so bad that it actually has some strange appeal

[drunken goldfish]

^^Your mom had sleazy records? (Why am I not surprised ).

[chica]

^^Your mom had sleazy records? (Why am I not surprised ).

Maybe because yer maw had sleazy records too!

[DeliciousDemon]

I kinda fancy this guy named Tino from the Worstest Album Covers Ever I ... if I wasn't already "spoken for" I would definitely date him.

For now I'll concentrate on daydreaming about pinching his cute little ass

[drunken goldfish]

^^Your mom had sleazy records? (Why am I not surprised ).

Maybe because yer maw had sleazy records too!

Ah, touche . My mom's favorite is Cliff Richard, is he sleazy?

[chica]

Ah, touche . My mom's favorite is Cliff Richard, is he sleazy?

Er, I don't know, I've never listened to him... (which probably means YES, considering my impeccable taste )

I kinda fancy this guy named Tino from the Worstest Album Covers Ever I ... if I wasn't already "spoken for" I would definitely date him.

For now I'll concentrate on daydreaming about pinching his cute little ass

Quick, somebody call the police! That boy is 15 or something, Demon! You Demon!

[Chartres]

I kinda fancy this guy named Tino from the Worstest Album Covers Ever I ... if I wasn't already "spoken for" I would definitely date him.

For now I'll concentrate on daydreaming about pinching his cute little ass

As computer people says, "GLHF".

[chica]

As computer people says, "GLHF".

Eh, I hope he wasn't talking about the Great Lakes Hemophilia Foundation, Demon

[DeliciousDemon]

Eh, I hope he wasn't talking about the Great Lakes Hemophilia Foundation, Demon

I've found something even more sensless (if that's remotely possible) so decided to maintain my dignity by not asking for an explanation.

In any case, you should be prepared for a brand new album cover. It's similar to the one you picked and it's gonna be me holding Tino's hand in some crappy diner.

The working title is naturally

DeliciousDemon

Tino's sixteenth birthday

BTW that's when sex becomes legal in my country so it's clear what Tino and I are really celebrating ...

[chica]

BTW that's when sex becomes legal in my country

Thanks for the information, Demon, I may find it useful one day

And about that birthday - good luck, have fun!

[DeliciousDemon]

Thanks for the information, Demon, I may find it useful one day

Do what you want but stay away from my Tino!

:looks at Tino: *slurp* roaarr

[Pervomartovtsi]

my eyes bleed bad