Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

[no one in particular]

Seriously I am open about all things covering the subject. Ask me a question, I will answer it.

Fuck, I need alcohol for this... "get the Charles Shaw chardonnay out babe"

you didn't need alcohol when you were so open in the length/girth thread...you just needed to be excited remember? seems you may be getting this way now...

and i think chica already did ask you the question...has to do with length and girth - you saw that right? (i am just reminding you...not from my mouth!!!)

[no one in particular]

OK that is uncanny....chica and i posted at the same time and basically said the same thing....great minds think ________?

[chica]

girl have you always been this way underneath? why are we just now seeing the real you?? hehe

"Baby's on fire
Better throw her in the water..."

[no one in particular]

yeah the ice cold water....where is alec? did he go over to review the length/girth thread or something? or did he go get the yardstick?

[chica]

or did he go get the yardstick?

That'll be it
He's been replying to the thread for like ten minutes!
Is he writing an encyclopaedia entry?!!!
Or is he taking all 5 measures at the moment?!
With a little help of his "guest"...

[Sir Alec]

I see it and I wonder what Sir Alec needs alcohol for?
I simply wanted to ask what are the length and girth of his member, I don't think alcohol will help him remember it...Or measure it

\ * inches & * inches

/ * inches & *.* inches

keep in mind this is if im healthy and not drinking or eating like a horse

1. Don't ask me how I got these measurements in less than 10 minutes.

2. I am deleting this post in 30 minutes so take down these numbers for personal use. This is now in effect

3. I hope you people are happy, my guest is laughing like a piggy at me now.

It doesn't really fucking matter does it!!! No One quoted the exact measurments below

IM FUCKING SCREWED

[no one in particular]

chica is probably creating oh so many illustrations with these measurements... and definitely for her personal use....

[no one in particular]

and alec, nice touch with the slashes......

[chica]

Wait, inch is not the same as centimeter? I hope!
No, it's longer, I'll go and find some conversion tools...

[no one in particular]

2.54 centimeters to an inch

[no one in particular]

\ 4 inches & 4 inches

/ 7 inches & 5.5 inches

keep in mind this is if im healthy and not drinking or eating like a horse

1. Don't ask me how I got these measurements in less than 10 minutes.

2. I am deleting this post in 30 minutes so take down these numbers for personal use.

3. I hope you people are happy, my guest is laughing like a piggy at me now.

oh, but these would be so appropriate for the length/girth thread...yes alec - just think the lofty status you will enjoy on this board...the only one with the temerity to have it all there in the rightful thread....

[chica]

Thanks, no one, I did the maths!
Alec, it sounds MUCH better in centimetres! You should move to the continental Europe (not having any dishonest intentions here... )

edit: and, no one, you may have to edit your post^^ in 20 or so minutes

[Sir Alec]

Oh god you've put ideas in my mind No One. My guest says post it.

I have two choices:

1. Achieve eternal glory on Morrissey-Solo forums

2. Keep my self-repsect

And what are you ladies doing with this information anyways?

[Codreanu]

2. I am deleting this post in 30 minutes so take down these numbers for personal use.

Don't bother... I've captured it below for Pervo and posterity (Ian would be impressed at such greasy maneuvering)

[screen-capture removed on behalf of all that is holy, and a rather importunate private-message.

P.M. me for .jpg file (j/k)]

[no one in particular]

And what are you ladies doing with this information anyways?

well, like i said, chica is creating drawn to scale illustrations out of it...i am storing it in my memory for some sort of future use!

and well, now we know what cod is doing with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sir Alec]

Thanks, no one, I did the maths!
Alec, it sounds MUCH better in centimetres! You should move to the continental Europe (not having any dishonest intentions here... )

And how do I not sound good in inches? I could only imagine if I was the same number of centimeters to inches. I would pass out if I got an ********.

[chica]

And what are you ladies doing with this information anyways?

Feed our dirty imagination!

[no one in particular]

Don't bother... I've captured it below for Pervo and posterity (Ian would be impressed at such greasy maneuvering)

god i am glad that capture has chica's name showing as the instigator and not mine!!!!

[chica]

And how do I not sound good in inches? I could only imagine if I was the same number of centimeters to inches. I would pass out if I got an ********.

Well it's a matter of habit... I was a little disappointed when I saw one-figure results of your measuring, but I was pleasantly surprised when I did the conversion!

[no one in particular]

And how do I not sound good in inches? I could only imagine if I was the same number of centimeters to inches. I would pass out if I got an ********.

that is just what she is used to hearing (not seeing, though, right chica?) about...so that is what she comprehends best...nothing agst. your measurements in inches or anything...