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[CrookedLittleVein]

Fun Facts!

If you're going freeway speeds, how many minutes does it take to get from Liverpool to Hull?

About an hour and half, maybe two hours, depending on traffic. British motorways are weird. You can be driving flat-out and then, suddenly, you're in a half-hour tailback. When the traffic starts moving again, you expect to see evidence of whatever it was that caused the slow-down. But there's nothing.

Different motorways have different personalities. The 62 is pretty chilled. Each morning, I pull off at junction 10 and join the M6. The 6 is not chilled. The 6 is mental. I sometimes feel I've left England entirely and joined a fucking autobahn.

[123xyz]

I'm thinking about whether or not to buy "Gravity's Rainbow". David Foster Wallace seemed as boring as dogshit. Conversely, though, I liked "Catch 22". I suppose I'm wondering if I can be bothered knuckling down to such an involved work of fiction ?

[billy scissors]

I've got a short temper,I just lost it with my rubbish vacuum cleaner while hoovering the bedroom.I shouted "SUCK,YOU BASTARD!!" with the window open.

[Kewpie]

I've got a short temper, I just lost it with my rubbish vacuum cleaner while hoovering the bedroom. I shouted "SUCK,YOU BASTARD!!" with the window open.

Your elderly neighbours:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

when you drink half frozen wine, it really hits you real hard, real quick

[CrystalGeezer]

I want to move to a loft I think I can afford in downtown that also allows dogs. Total life change, change up my dream. THe number one complaint is bed bugs. Do bed bugs happen with an air mattress though? Don't they live in actual mattresses?

[lindsey1151]

I want to move to a loft I think I can afford in downtown that also allows dogs. Total life change, change up my dream. THe number one complaint is bed bugs. Do bed bugs happen with an air mattress though? Don't they live in actual mattresses?

No they do not live in air mattresses. Though they can get holes and pop.

[CrystalGeezer]

No they do not live in air mattresses. Though they can get holes and pop.

How cute is this place?



Barn and I could make a tiny lovely home with it, though I'm not sure the one pictured is in the 200 sq feet category that is my price range. And Yelp says there's tons of hobos in the lobby but I love hobos, they never mess with me.

[CrystalGeezer]

In anticipation of seeing his standup this weekend my friend keeps emailing me tweets from comedian Rob Delaney and every time I read his name I read "robbed anally."

I need to get some sleep.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

How cute is this place?



Barn and I could make a tiny lovely home with it, though I'm not sure the one pictured is in the 200 sq feet category that is my price range. And Yelp says there's tons of hobos in the lobby but I love hobos, they never mess with me.

sorry, that pic is defo less than 200 sq feet still, go for it CG, sooner, rather than later...

[Giselle]

How cute is this place?



Barn and I could make a tiny lovely home with it, though I'm not sure the one pictured is in the 200 sq feet category that is my price range. And Yelp says there's tons of hobos in the lobby but I love hobos, they never mess with me.

Reminds me of one of those IKEA model flats! Nice.

Ya'll should totally go for it. Good luck!

[Emil]

Julian Assange is pathetic.

[billy scissors]

How cute is this place?



Barn and I could make a tiny lovely home with it, though I'm not sure the one pictured is in the 200 sq feet category that is my price range. And Yelp says there's tons of hobos in the lobby but I love hobos, they never mess with me.

It's a deathtrap.Look at the cupboard above the sink/cooker.You'll keep banging your head when washing up and your food will go off with the heat.

And beds in living rooms are for incontinent grandparents.

[Iona Mink]

It's a deathtrap.Look at the cupboard above the sink/cooker.You'll keep banging your head when washing up and your food will go off with the heat.

And beds in living rooms are for incontinent grandparents.

I agree with Billy on all counts.

Besides, 2 hobs? What can you make on only 2 hobs? There will be no roast dinner at your place. And who puts a sink next to electricity? You'll be lucky if you are not found twitching in soiled pants by the end of the first week.

Billy it is not bed in living room, it is bed in living room which is in the kitchen. Where is the bathroom? In a umbrella stand by the door?

Don't do it Crystal! You'll soon be writing messages in your own shit by the sheer fact that you've signed a rental agreement to live in a large hotel room for a significant period of time. You can do much better.

[CrystalGeezer]

I agree with Billy on all counts.

Besides, 2 hobs? What can you make on only 2 hobs? There will be no roast dinner at your place. And who puts a sink next to electricity? You'll be lucky if you are not found twitching in soiled pants by the end of the first week.

Billy it is not bed in living room, it is bed in living room which is in the kitchen. Where is the bathroom? In a umbrella stand by the door?

Don't do it Crystal! You'll soon be writing messages in your own shit by the sheer fact that you've signed a rental agreement to live in a large hotel room for a significant period of time. You can do much better.

What's a hob? Hobo? Or are you talking about the burners? It's in my price range though!

[Iona Mink]

What's a hob? Hobo? Or are you talking about the burners? It's in my price range though!

Yes, hob, burner, all the same. And it is electric which is reason enough to commit to a life of eating cereal.

What about moving in a with a friend? Pool your money in together and you might be able to get something very nice.

[CrystalGeezer]

Yes, hob, burner, all the same. And it is electric which is reason enough to commit to a life of eating cereal.

What about moving in a with a friend? Pool your money in together and you might be able to get something very nice.

I'm tired of the zombie apocalypse happening in my living area. I want to be alone. Or with Morrissey. I'm thinking alone is the most likely option at this point.

[CrystalGeezer]

I just saw a little Asian boy dressed all in blue have a category 5 meltdown at the grocery store. SCREAMING and crying , nothing consoled him.

[123xyz]

And who puts a sink next to electricity? You'll be lucky if you are not found twitching in soiled pants by the end of the first week.

Should I feel disturbed by how amusing I found this phrase ?

Oh ... and that's a good question about the bathroom. Where is it in this loft/studio/apartment , CG ? My guess would be the open window . Undoubtedly alarming for passers-by but that's how you may have to roll ...

[CrystalGeezer]

Should I feel disturbed by how amusing I found this phrase ?

Oh ... and that's a good question about the bathroom. Where is it in this loft/studio/apartment , CG ? My guess would be the open window . Undoubtedly alarming for passers-by but that's how you may have to roll ...

I dunno. My dreams of moving out are shriveling by the minute.