Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

**billy scissors** · February 4, 2011, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Jackie London

Where is Billy?

I hear he's eloped with Davie whos now turned gay,shaved his head completely bald and wears tights.Billy's gone tranny and is now Desdemona.They've set up a fortune-tellers booth in Pontypridd and call themselves "Crystal Gayze".

**Karl Pilkington** · February 4, 2011, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Kewpie

billy scissors came around 11:30 this morning when you weren't around.

*edit*
he was lurking few minutes ago.

I saw something similar written on a public toilet wall the other day.

**billy scissors** · February 4, 2011, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Karl Pilkington

I saw something similar written on a public toilet wall the other day.

Ooh you are cheeky you! Any luck?

**billy scissors** · February 4, 2011, 07:44 PM

wheres the thread ignore thingy?

**Kewpie** · February 4, 2011, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by billy scissors

wheres the thread ignore thingy?

Unfortunately vBulletin version 4.1.1 does not have thread ignore function.

**Karl Pilkington** · February 4, 2011, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by billy scissors

Ooh you are cheeky you! Any luck?

To quote Del Boy:"Lots of it, all bad". Although I don't think he was talking about cruising public toilets.

What the fuck am I talking about?!?!

If your question was serious, I did once go into a public toilet in Dublin and a guy there was openly masturbating (I wrote wanking, then changed it) - I tried to ignore him, then he came and stood next to me. I looked him right in the eye and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Look at you!" and he seemed genuinely shocked.
Also, one time in Bristol I saw a homeless man with a massive appendage masturbating at a bus stop at 3am.
I seem to attract wankers..

**billy scissors** · February 4, 2011, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Kewpie

Unfortunately vBulletin version 4.1.1 does not have thread ignore function.

ok,thanks.I'll just ignore em then

**billy scissors** · February 4, 2011, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Karl Pilkington

To quote Del Boy:"Lots of it, all bad". Although I don't think he was talking about cruising public toilets.

What the fuck am I talking about?!?!

If your question was serious, I did once go into a public toilet in Dublin and a guy there was openly masturbating (I wrote wanking, then changed it) - I tried to ignore him, then he came and stood next to me. I looked him right in the eye and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Look at you!" and he seemed genuinely shocked.
Also, one time in Bristol I saw a homeless man with a massive appendage masturbating at a bus stop at 3am.
I seem to attract wankers..

so do I

**CrystalGeezer** · February 6, 2011, 05:31 AM

Look how the illustration of the Lady God holds her wrist at her waist and the other one down as they discuss the location in the first 40 seconds, around 20 I think it starts.

**Oh my god, it's Robby!** · February 8, 2011, 12:29 AM

I may have to go home, sooner than I expected.

These 2 tweaked out looking, crazy dudes just sat down at the computer booth next to me

they are really loudly discussing some video poker thing

I have already given them my best look of disapproval

now I am hoping that loudly typing combined with short looks over @ them is enough to make them flee

or at least STFU

**KenzieW** · February 8, 2011, 10:02 PM

I miss Davie.

**KenzieW** · February 10, 2011, 08:23 PM

I can't wait to get my hair cut on Saturday.

**nightingale+therose** · February 10, 2011, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by KenzieW

I can't wait to get my hair cut on Saturday.

really?? I cry every time i get my hair cut. ... and what proud cut will you be sporting?

**KenzieW** · February 10, 2011, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by nightingale+therose

really?? I cry every time i get my hair cut. ... and what proud cut will you be sporting?

You don't like getting your hair cut? I love it. It might be because I keep my hair so short though and it gets so thick and curly between hair cuts that it looks terrible. This is how I am getting it cut:

**nightingale+therose** · February 10, 2011, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by KenzieW

You don't like getting your hair cut? I love it. It might be because I keep my hair so short though and it gets so thick and curly between hair cuts that it looks terrible. This is how I am getting it cut:

ooo, i like

do you have the bone structure to carry it off

**KenzieW** · February 10, 2011, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by nightingale+therose

ooo, i like

do you have the bone structure to carry it off

I don't really have much bone structure, but it sort of works with the shape of my face. I have been watching his concerts lately and I can't get over how beautiful his bone structure is and his hair and his clothes.

**Mad Vespa** · February 11, 2011, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by KenzieW

You don't like getting your hair cut? I love it. It might be because I keep my hair so short though and it gets so thick and curly between hair cuts that it looks terrible. This is how I am getting it cut:

Ahh me old pal Alex - he's a genuine good guy

**Kewpie** · February 12, 2011, 01:52 PM

Yay!
I got an email from a person who would like to sell me his 4G iPhone for £230!

**Amy** · February 12, 2011, 11:41 PM

Just got 2 calls from a strange number, rang them back, and got a barrage of abuse for being "an English cunt" from someone identifying themselves as "Cheryl's mate". Told them it must be a wrong number and they said "Did you steal my mate's phone you English cunt?" Er no I didn't.... *hangs up*.

**Kewpie** · February 12, 2011, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Amy

Just got 2 calls from a strange number, rang them back, and got a barrage of abuse for being "an English cunt" from someone identifying themselves as "Cheryl's mate". Told them it must be a wrong number and they said "Did you steal my mate's phone you English cunt?" Er no I didn't.... *hangs up*.

Sorry to hear about you got some prank calls.

One of my mobile phones rang twice today, but I just ignore it because my friends don't have that number.

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