OMG, the Danube is so high, we expect floods for this weekend!
OMG, the Danube is so high, we expect floods for this weekend!
And I heard so many things I failed to understand at all
How can I go to a Hawaiian themed party and still look fashionable, ey?I am at a loss.
All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking up ladies' skirts.
Will the Wild Swans do some gig's??
"You have killed me Jose' but my heart is free"
Just saw a fellow Morrissey fan in Leith library. We gave each other a knowing nod......![]()
"If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth."
Must remember to ring my nana tomorrow night, it's her 80th birthday this weekend and there's a party (that's in NZ so I can't attend) with her favourite cake - fruit cake, which noone else in the family likes
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WHEE-AWW WHEE-AWW, Oop, thats the hyperbole police, coming to take you away and lock you up in Exaggeration-traz!
That time turns elastic.
On Friday nights, some men can't tell the difference between someone walking down the street and a streetwalker.
When this dude stopped in a driveway blocking the sidewalk I thought he was talking on the phone, but he had apparently spoken to me: "Soyouwantarideorwhat"
I worked to make out what he'd said, looked around, kept walking..
Then, looking right at me, still blocking me, "need a ride?"
I shook my head and kept walking as he drove away.
Sure, maybe he was just offering to drop me off at home on his way somewhere, but...![]()