"Sticker up!"Originally Posted by billy scissors
(Because the sticker price is ridiculously high?)
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"Sticker up!"
(Because the sticker price is ridiculously high?
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Nope."Sticker up!"
(Because the sticker price is ridiculously high?
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A shot of Jim Beamer, barkeep.
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Nah..
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"Mercy! D'bends from which I'm around has a bunch a dar gun ingines doin' a rain dance!"
Dude, that's totally a two point pun attempt.
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Audi.
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You googled it!
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Maaaaybeeee.....You googled it!
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Well, it was a stupid joke. What cowboy would say "Outie?" No cowboy. Here's a better version:
What did the nurse who cuts the umbilical cords and designs baby's belly buttons say when she walked into the German car showroom?
Much better joke.
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I don't think it is "outie" though, but rather a reference to howdy. Audi here is pronouced "ow-dee"Well, it was a stupid joke. What cowboy would say "Outie?" No cowboy. Here's a better version:
What did the nurse who cuts the umbilical cords and designs baby's belly buttons say when she walked into the German car showroom?
What about, what do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
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Ohhhh, that makes sense then.
Ummm, groupies?
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A drummer.
[Not mine by the way, just thought I would try being topical.
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What's the difference between a musician and a large Pizza?A drummer.
[Not mine by the way, just thought I would try being topical.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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What's the difference between a musician and a large Pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
By the way,I got caught stealing today....
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Were you wearing a fake baby bump?
By the way,I got caught stealing today....
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Big melons! No,I was caught thieving while balancing on the shoulders of a couple of vampires..
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Omg Takahisha ENOUGH ALREADY. I was losing my mind.
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My brain is ridiculously tired.And my body.
So the starting pitcher gets a "win" if the team wins that night. Just in case that's mildly interesting to anyone.
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The world has been too much for me today so Morrissey-solo i crawl back to
Nowt here
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How did the horses in love get married?
By the way,I got caught stealing today....
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