the raytownian
Member
"How can I stave off sovriety a little longer now thatI am down to my last 16 oz'es of malt liquor?"
As it is now, it's very convenient whenever I say something that get's someone panties in a bunch to just be told, "oh, you're a just a drunken asshole, we don't have to listen or think about anything you say because you're just an alcoholic, yeah, that's it, problem solved"...
I'm not sensitive about anything,
It's ridiculous that someone of your intelligence and age and obviously genuine dedication to Morrissey's music, and this site in general, would take that statement of mine as anything other than blatant, non-malicious sarcasm. Your masturbatory habits are something I have no knowledge of; it was an obvious joke. That shouldn't need to be explained. Everyone here has a right to post to their heart's content and no one here has a "moot" opinion...not even Pale Blue Dot. (I think.) And if you'd really felt that insulted, to the point of retaliation, you should have said something privately. We spoken one-on-one several times in the past (granted, it's been awhile) and I've always been very open with you and you've always been very kind.
Yes, I do...partly because I have no shame in drinking at night: I work hard, I pay bills, I am sober all goddamned day and I do all of the adult bullshit that one is supposed to do. I see nothing wrong with drinking, provided it is done safely and in moderation. Getting a little hammered a few nights a week, in one's home, on beer, with no threat to personal health and no disruption of daily life duties is totally acceptable and nothing to be reproached for or to apologize for and certainly does not make me "a drunk." Drunk, but not a drunk.
If I ham it up a little on here about the booze, it's because I'm usually drunk at the time, or on the way. When you've had a few you talk a lot of shit, say a few things that embarrass you the next day, get into a few fights, and in general make things out to be a lot grander than they are. I'd rather that happened here, on a web forum in my home, than in a bar, where I could get arrested, f***ed up, or drive home drunk.
Jesus Christ, you people are so namby-pamby I can't believe I'm even justifying myself to you. But I'm really f***ing sick of the alcoholic accusations. I have never been arrested, never driven drunk, never lost a day of work, never been drunk in front of my children...hell, I rarely even wake up with a hangover.
But apparently, if I wanna keep posting here and not be annoyed to death or accused of physical/mental addictions by people who have absolutely no f***ing clue what they are saying, then I have to tone down any mentions of beer or drinking.
As it is now, it's very convenient whenever I say something that get's someone panties in a bunch to just be told, "oh, you're a just a drunken asshole, we don't have to listen or think about anything you say because you're just an alcoholic, yeah, that's it, problem solved"...
It's enough to drive a man to drink.
Am I?
According to your 'reputation' you are.
... I'm still working on the new way to post images without getting a thumbnail stuck in the mix.
Just uncheck the box that says 'Retrieve remote file and reference locally'.
I can.
If it only was that easy.
Jeg vil prøve har to venligst. Tak.
You asked for that CG.I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I'll have two, please. Thank you.
That's all you really need to know in Danish. You're done studying for the day. Take the rest of the night off.
No, it doesn't. It translates as "I want to try have two please. Thank you." Try instead må jeg have to af dem? Tak.
See? You know Danish! Such low self esteem.
Emil, de er en klippe stjerne. Gå få hende!
Emil, they are a rock of stars. Go get her!
What?