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    Right here. Didn't realize you missed me.

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    This is genius.



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    Maybe Geezer can give us advice seeing as she is an upstanding citizen in her community, trusted confidant to her friends, is extremely intelligent and properly educated, & just generally has her shit together in ways we could never hope to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    Maybe Geezer can give us advice seeing as she is an upstanding citizen in her community, trusted confidant to her friends, is extremely intelligent and properly educated, & just generally has her shit together in ways we could never hope to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nothappynotsad View Post
    We're going downtown to laugh at people pretending to be zombies.
    Why not just shoot them in the head. If they want to be Zombies then they can experience how badly treated they are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelius blaze View Post
    Why not just shoot them in the head. If they want to be Zombies then they can experience how badly treated they are.
    Maybe they'd be treated better if they didn't insist on eating our brains.

    I'm hurtin this morning. My mom smokes cigarettes. She does so on our back porch which is technically our front porch because that's where our cars are parked. Everytime I leave the house I get on her to stand up and get off the porch so there is room to pass, it's only the width of a person and her ashtray. She doesn't like to, she wants us to go around her. So yesterday I tried to do that and slipped and fell hard off the porch backwards onto my ass. Its only three feet tall but it's quite a drop. She claimed my flip flops made me fall. Anyway, this morning my ass and thigh throb. Only a donut from from the guy who claims to predict earthquakes can make me feel better.



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    Maybe Geezer can give us advice seeing as she is an upstanding citizen in her community, trusted confidant to her friends, is extremely intelligent and properly educated, & just generally has her shit together in ways we could never hope to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalGeezer View Post
    Maybe they'd be treated better if they didn't insist on eating our brains.



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    Only a donut from from the guy who claims to predict earthquakes can make me feel better.
    This should be another erotic story. Sounds like there are a few euphemisms here.
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    I went to a bar where all the bar staff were dressed as Scooby Doo characters for Halloween.I was talking to Velma.She was getting pissed off with people asking why she didn't bother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    Maybe Geezer can give us advice seeing as she is an upstanding citizen in her community, trusted confidant to her friends, is extremely intelligent and properly educated, & just generally has her shit together in ways we could never hope to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelius blaze View Post
    This should be another erotic story. Sounds like there are a few euphemisms here.
    No eroticism in this story, but the deafening sound of crickets in this forum and my complete boredom forces me to tell it.

    So the donut store my mom and I go to has two things; amazing glazed donuts and a guy named Kevin who works there and quietly claims to be super human. He appears quite normal, handling a throng of customers without freaking out and making small talk, "Hi, how ya doin'" and whatnot. But if you bring up a hot topic word or mention something supernatural, he;s off to the races with his theory that he has extrasensory perception and can feel the magnetic forces in the earth and knows when an earthquake will happen. I mean who am I to say that he can't, I see signs. But he seems to have crossed that line of sanity/insanity somewhere because once he starts talking you can't get him to stop, he doesn't pick up visual clues that the person listening to his story is bored or is ready to leave, he just wants to tell you so bad about all his predictions that have come true. He keeps a binder on top of the fridge where they keep the chocolate milk that details his clairvoyance, he has little scraps of paper taped here and there behind the counter with dates and locations of his predictions. I mean it might be possible, but I think he;s tuned into Coast-toCoast a few too many hours because he's assigned these classic clairvoyant explanations to what might just be called "being in harmony with nature." He wants so desperetly to be recognized as a Super Human, and I get that, I mean who doesn't want their talent not to go unnoticed. He said the other day "My family thinks I'm insane, that I shouldn't tell people what I see." The way he said that made me feel so much sympathy for him. I suggested he open a facebook account without his name attached to it and vent these coincideces he sees, get them off his chest, so to speak. He just gets agitated at the suggestion and rambles on about sasqwatch. He said to the man in front of me "I'm going to save the world!" and the man said "Well put me on your list when you do that, give me a call first." You could see his wife or sister or one of the family members burning an onion bagel behind the counter roll her eyes in disgust. I ordered my donut and smiled big and said how good it was to see him, to show her that not everyone thinks he's a nutjob.



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    Quote Originally Posted by billy scissors View Post
    I went to a bar where all the bar staff were dressed as Scooby Doo characters for Halloween.I was talking to Velma.She was getting pissed off with people asking why she didn't bother.
    HAHA! Nobody likes Velma!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalGeezer View Post
    No eroticism in this story, but the deafening sound of crickets in this forum and my complete boredom forces me to tell it.

    So the donut store my mom and I go to has two things; amazing glazed donuts and a guy named Kevin who works there and quietly claims to be super human. He appears quite normal, handling a throng of customers without freaking out and making small talk, "Hi, how ya doin'" and whatnot. But if you bring up a hot topic word or mention something supernatural, he;s off to the races with his theory that he has extrasensory perception and can feel the magnetic forces in the earth and knows when an earthquake will happen. I mean who am I to say that he can't, I see signs. But he seems to have crossed that line of sanity/insanity somewhere because once he starts talking you can't get him to stop, he doesn't pick up visual clues that the person listening to his story is bored or is ready to leave, he just wants to tell you so bad about all his predictions that have come true. He keeps a binder on top of the fridge where they keep the chocolate milk that details his clairvoyance, he has little scraps of paper taped here and there behind the counter with dates and locations of his predictions. I mean it might be possible, but I think he;s tuned into Coast-toCoast a few too many hours because he's assigned these classic clairvoyant explanations to what might just be called "being in harmony with nature." He wants so desperetly to be recognized as a Super Human, and I get that, I mean who doesn't want their talent not to go unnoticed. He said the other day "My family thinks I'm insane, that I shouldn't tell people what I see." The way he said that made me feel so much sympathy for him. I suggested he open a facebook account without his name attached to it and vent these coincideces he sees, get them off his chest, so to speak. He just gets agitated at the suggestion and rambles on about sasqwatch. He said to the man in front of me "I'm going to save the world!" and the man said "Well put me on your list when you do that, give me a call first." You could see his wife or sister or one of the family members burning an onion bagel behind the counter roll her eyes in disgust. I ordered my donut and smiled big and said how good it was to see him, to show her that not everyone thinks he's a nutjob.
    I hope he doesn't have any psychic feelings about 2012, if he does...god help us!

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    Im watching Later with Jools Holland.He looks a bit like Adolf Hitler tonight

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    Bloody JSA, you can't beat it! Now I understand unemployment!

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    I have a craving for cold corn flakes and LOADS of sugar! mmm

    the thing is i don't have any corn flakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAVIE View Post
    I have a craving for cold corn flakes and LOADS of sugar! mmm

    the thing is i don't have any corn flakes
    Get off your ass and go buy some then you cheap, lazy bastard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    Get off your ass and go buy some then you cheap, lazy bastard...
    it's too late and too dark now my young american friend!

    Edit: Also I only have 3.70 for the bus tomorrow and then I am absolutely skint...tough times
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    it's too late and too dark now my young american friend!
    But Davie! I'm...older than you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    But Davie! I'm...older than you!
    physically, yes


    And to show how immature I am, here's a video of Harry Hill doing Morrissey

    Last edited by DAVIE; November 3, 2011 at 08:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAVIE View Post
    physically, yes


    And to show how immature I am, here's a video of Harry Hill doing Morrissey

    I have a theory that Viva Hate is actually a homunculus. That makes him roughly 3,000 years old.

    I don't pop molly I rock Tom Ford.

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