Picture this..morrissey out shoppping for a rare timi yuro record in central manchester with various members of his family
Morrissey to jackie "emm i think we should cross the rd,there's a weird looking chap oohh i think he wants to chat onn ohh noo emm @#!!!
Jackie "hey ste dont look..i think he wants to chat to you"
Morrissey "i know..ohh i can smell his spunk breath..oohh its to late jackie,jackie help me
greastea "HEY DUDE..MORRISSEY HEY MAN
morrissey "@#!!! off you cretin before i will bash you one sonny"
GREASTEA "hey chill man whats da problem dude heyy mmaaaaaaaann ..you cant chat to me like this"
Morrissey gets all upset and breaks down sobbing
"what's happened jackie..why do pricks like this like me..it was never supposed to happen..that horrible urchin was the biggest idiot i have ever met"
GREASETEA "hey man you got an attitude problem buddy"
Meanwhile jackie has got on her mobile and rang the MUFC salford boys who are drinking near by and have been looking for everton's lads all day they come round the corner and chase greastea back under the stone he had just crawled from under...
Morrissey is so upset he has decided to quit music and decide's to buy a second hand book shop in cornwall and buys a budgie called johnny