Morrissey and greasetea's chance meeting in manchester on saturday 1pm

[punchdrunkGB]

Picture this..morrissey out shoppping for a rare timi yuro record in central manchester with various members of his family

Morrissey to jackie "emm i think we should cross the rd,there's a weird looking chap oohh i think he wants to chat onn ohh noo emm @#!!!

Jackie "hey ste dont look..i think he wants to chat to you"

Morrissey "i know..ohh i can smell his spunk breath..oohh its to late jackie,jackie help me

greastea "HEY DUDE..MORRISSEY HEY MAN

morrissey "@#!!! off you cretin before i will bash you one sonny"

GREASTEA "hey chill man whats da problem dude heyy mmaaaaaaaann ..you cant chat to me like this"

Morrissey gets all upset and breaks down sobbing

"what's happened jackie..why do pricks like this like me..it was never supposed to happen..that horrible urchin was the biggest idiot i have ever met"

GREASETEA "hey man you got an attitude problem buddy"

Meanwhile jackie has got on her mobile and rang the MUFC salford boys who are drinking near by and have been looking for everton's lads all day they come round the corner and chase greastea back under the stone he had just crawled from under...

Morrissey is so upset he has decided to quit music and decide's to buy a second hand book shop in cornwall and buys a budgie called johnny

[Little Miss Curious]

Shut up David. And no, I will not go out for 'coffee' with you.

LMC

[Withnail]

mimi to morrissey ''if you don't like what he's saying moz then just plug your ears!''

g-tea to mimi ''thanks mimi, thanks for having my back and always bitching people out who don't like me.''

mimi to g-tea ''oh, you're welcome...you are the 'morrissey-solo message board' hero after all...''

> Picture this..morrissey out shoppping for a rare timi yuro
> record in central manchester with various members of his family

> Morrissey to jackie "emm i think we should cross the
> rd,there's a weird looking chap oohh i think he wants to chat
> onn ohh noo emm @#!!! Jackie "hey ste dont look..i think
> he wants to chat to you"

> Morrissey "i know..ohh i can smell his spunk breath..oohh
> its to late jackie,jackie help me

> greastea "HEY DUDE..MORRISSEY HEY MAN

> morrissey " @#!!! off you cretin before i will bash you
> one sonny"

> GREASTEA "hey chill man whats da problem dude heyy
> mmaaaaaaaann ..you cant chat to me like this"

> Morrissey gets all upset and breaks down sobbing

> "what's happened jackie..why do pricks like this like
> me..it was never supposed to happen..that horrible urchin was
> the biggest idiot i have ever met"

> GREASETEA "hey man you got an attitude problem buddy"

> Meanwhile jackie has got on her mobile and rang the MUFC salford
> boys who are drinking near by and have been looking for
> everton's lads all day they come round the corner and chase
> greastea back under the stone he had just crawled from under...

> Morrissey is so upset he has decided to quit music and decide's
> to buy a second hand book shop in cornwall and buys a budgie
> called johnny

[punchdrunkGB]

[Mimi]

> mimi to morrissey ''if you don't like what he's saying moz then
> just plug your ears!''

> g-tea to mimi ''thanks mimi, thanks for having my back and
> always bitching people out who don't like me.''

If I may correct you: you bitched yourself out, I have never bitched out anyone - you are the most obstinate word twister I have ever seen here, and I have seen many COME and GO! You can continue to lie to yourself, but fortunately those who matter know the truth: I'm not the baddie in this game, however much you want to make everyone believe!

[wicked wendy]

... and you know, there's one thing the pathologist will be looking for eternally ... "where was his brain, where was it ... it can't have vaporized on impact, can it??"

No, it can't.

[dan mcgroarty]

> mimi to morrissey ''if you don't like what he's saying moz then
> just plug your ears!''

> g-tea to mimi ''thanks mimi, thanks for having my back and
> always bitching people out who don't like me.''

> mimi to g-tea ''oh, you're welcome...you are the 'morrissey-solo
> message board' hero after all...''

are you a girl? dan

[rob]

=)

i liked this one....

it pays to come back once in a while ;-)

> mimi to morrissey ''if you don't like what he's saying moz then
> just plug your ears!''

> g-tea to mimi ''thanks mimi, thanks for having my back and
> always bitching people out who don't like me.''

> mimi to g-tea ''oh, you're welcome...you are the 'morrissey-solo
> message board' hero after all...''

[Mimi]

> =)

> i liked this one....

> it pays to come back once in a while ;-)

Hm, go on, back him up - feel free to joyn the "paranoid village idiot league" aswell for your reading-comprehension skill seem to match his exactly.

[rob]

yeah AND?!?!?

why are you so annoyed anyway? what satisfaction do you get knowing that you have better reading comprehension skills that me? but just so you don't feel too superior to me, i'll tell you that i actually have a job i like that pays a decent wage; plus, i will be getting my masters in may. so there! yes, i'm the ultimate nerd. well no. i just took a month and a half vacation in which the highlight was seeing paul van dyk in the middle of hollywood blvd. and yes, i have friends....nevermind, i made all this up. i had my mom write this reply. this is me know. miriam you's better that me. you made me cry. i's better stop cause those two sentences took me 3 hours 69 minutes and 79 seconds to write. nevermind, that was my friend jennifer writing that for me because i'm not a comedian. she's not a very good one either. so when are you coming to CA? since you didn't want to stop by last year...

> Hm, go on, back him up - feel free to joyn the "paranoid
> village idiot league" aswell for your reading-comprehension
> skill seem to match his exactly.

[Mimi]

> yeah AND?!?!?

> why are you so annoyed anyway? what satisfaction do you get
> knowing that you have better reading comprehension skills that
> me? but just so you don't feel too superior to me, i'll tell you
> that i actually have a job i like that pays a decent wage; plus,
> i will be getting my masters in may. so there! yes, i'm the
> ultimate nerd. well no. i just took a month and a half vacation
> in which the highlight was seeing paul van dyk in the middle of
> hollywood blvd. and yes, i have friends....nevermind, i made all
> this up. i had my mom write this reply. this is me know. miriam
> you's better that me. you made me cry. i's better stop cause
> those two sentences took me 3 hours 69 minutes and 79 seconds to
> write. nevermind, that was my friend jennifer writing that for
> me because i'm not a comedian. she's not a very good one either.
> so when are you coming to CA? since you didn't want to stop by
> last year...

Oh no not you again....... Well you really must work on your reading comprehension skills. You see, I referred to the paranoia that has obviously taken over Withnail and now you. If any of you had ever read my posts PROPERLY you'd know that I was never the one who passed out abuse to anyone here - the worst you ever caught me saying to someone was "buckethead". And the fact that I happen to get on with Greasetea and find his posts funny is entirely my business and doesn't give you the right to judge me on it. Got it? What caused Withnail to hate me so much and make me the subject of his worst nightmares obviously was the simply fact that I was the only one who bothered with him - I wasted precious time trying to explain to him very patiently that whatever he's gonna say is not gonna stop Greasetea, so he might aswell stop bothering. But he's determined to fight windmills, so I meant yeah, go joyn him if that's what you want to waste your time here on. But you might aswell go out surfing or skating or all the other things I see Californians do on telly.

And no I don't think I'll be anywhere near California too soon. It's somehow out of my budget range.

[wicked wendy]

> yeah AND?!?!?

> why are you so annoyed anyway? what satisfaction do you get
> knowing that you have better reading comprehension skills that
> me? but just so you don't feel too superior to me, i'll tell you
> that i actually have a job i like that pays a decent wage; plus,
> i will be getting my masters in may. so there! yes, i'm the
> ultimate nerd. well no. i just took a month and a half vacation
> in which the highlight was seeing paul van dyk in the middle of
> hollywood blvd. and yes, i have friends....nevermind, i made all
> this up. i had my mom write this reply. this is me know. miriam
> you's better that me. you made me cry. i's better stop cause
> those two sentences took me 3 hours 69 minutes and 79 seconds to
> write. nevermind, that was my friend jennifer writing that for
> me because i'm not a comedian. she's not a very good one either.
> so when are you coming to CA? since you didn't want to stop by
> last year...

Dear Rob,

a cherry means more than "cherry". but it does not mean "table".
3 hours 69 minutes and 79 seconds actually means 4 hours 10 minutes and 19 seconds. But it also means much much more.

Ah, can't we just all sigh at the fact that this naughty Mimi is constantly rejecting all these promising lads?

sigh.

[the mandibule marauder]

> Dear Rob,

> a cherry means more than "cherry". but it does not
> mean "table".
> 3 hours 69 minutes and 79 seconds actually means 4 hours 10
> minutes and 19 seconds. But it also means much much more.

> Ah, can't we just all sigh at the fact that this naughty Mimi is
> constantly rejecting all these promising lads?

> sigh.

Stop it, will you? Go back to your fishmonger past.
This is oh so dull.

[wicked wendy]

> Stop it, will you? Go back to your fishmonger past.
> This is oh so dull.

It is indeed.
Stop? I sent my resignation letter, it was refused. Please TRY to understand. I don't want to be tied to this board for ever and ever.

Anyway, I'll phone the coppers. You stalk me.

[rob]

well i was referring to your pretentious attitude of how you were trying to imply that you are better that us because of your grammar and reading comprehension skills. yeah, your skills are much better than mine but it's still obnoxious when you "rub it in." i really don't care about the message board's politics. but it's all good, i guess.

and thanks for reminding me. i got to go visit my ex-girlfriends window =) she pages me 911 all the time, you know. and i don't surf, but i snowboard. does that count?

> Oh no not you again....... Well you really must work on your
> reading comprehension skills. You see, I referred to the
> paranoia that has obviously taken over Withnail and now you. If
> any of you had ever read my posts PROPERLY you'd know that I was
> never the one who passed out abuse to anyone here - the worst
> you ever caught me saying to someone was "buckethead".
> And the fact that I happen to get on with Greasetea and find his
> posts funny is entirely my business and doesn't give you the
> right to judge me on it. Got it? What caused Withnail to hate me
> so much and make me the subject of his worst nightmares
> obviously was the simply fact that I was the only one who
> bothered with him - I wasted precious time trying to explain to
> him very patiently that whatever he's gonna say is not gonna
> stop Greasetea, so he might aswell stop bothering. But he's
> determined to fight windmills, so I meant yeah, go joyn him if
> that's what you want to waste your time here on. But you might
> aswell go out surfing or skating or all the other things I see
> Californians do on telly.

> And no I don't think I'll be anywhere near California too soon.
> It's somehow out of my budget range.

[rob]

i believe it's actually 0.0196 years 0.0479 days and 0.320 minutes. i had my student assistant calculate it and i know he's correct. you see, he's asian and he know his s_hit =)

would YOU reject me though?

> Dear Rob,

> a cherry means more than "cherry". but it does not
> mean "table".
> 3 hours 69 minutes and 79 seconds actually means 4 hours 10
> minutes and 19 seconds. But it also means much much more.

> Ah, can't we just all sigh at the fact that this naughty Mimi is
> constantly rejecting all these promising lads?

> sigh.

[Mimi]

> well i was referring to your pretentious attitude of how you
> were trying to imply that you are better that us because of your
> grammar and reading comprehension skills. yeah, your skills are
> much better than mine but it's still obnoxious when you
> "rub it in." i really don't care about the message
> board's politics. but it's all good, i guess.

> and thanks for reminding me. i got to go visit my ex-girlfriends
> window =) she pages me 911 all the time, you know. and i don't
> surf, but i snowboard. does that count?

Oh don't get so worked up!! I don't give a damn about yours or anyone's actual grammar or reading comprehension skills (if I did this would be the saddest place to come to), English is a foreign language to me for God's sake!! What I REALLY meant WAS (aaahhhhrrggg for the umpteenth time!!) that Withnail has a tradition of misreading my messages thus having a lack of reading comprehension or rather understanding skills?? And SEE?? You just recklessly carry one with that tradition!!

Yeah snowboarding counts. Though the people on tv don't do it. At least not the ones that live in California.

[greasetea (I hate you all)]

Hey are you black? Wan't some fried chicken and watermelon?

Hey are you Jewish? Wan't some knish and a menorah?

Hey are you German? Do you like to wack off with Schindler's List on?

Hey are you a woman? Do you like to bake cupcakes and wait for your hubby to come home so you can listen about his day?

Hey are you a man? Do you like to talk about the conflicts between the NFL and XFL (yes the scrimmage does suck)

Hey are you gay? Do you like Erasure and do you cut hair well?

Hey are you a moron? Apparently because in your world all Asians are great at math. Fu.ck you di.cknose and when you wake up to Ghengis Khan anally raping you and spitting on his hands so he can pull your chimmy off, you'llll know why! Now stop reading and bend over so i can wear your body like a boot you pepsi max drinking dildo!

[Timid Soul]

> Hey are you a moron? Apparently because in your world all Asians
> are great at math. Fu.ck you di.cknose and when you wake up to
> Ghengis Khan anally raping you and spitting on his hands so he
> can pull your chimmy off, you'llll know why! Now stop reading
> and bend over so i can wear your body like a boot you pepsi max
> drinking dildo!

Are you a racist? Are you acting out on this board the violence you would/could do?

[Pansies]

foolish, I'd say.