What’s your most embarrassing sexual moment?

[no one in particular]

the fact i started this failed thread.

awww, puddle, was it a dreaded sunny day for you today?

(cmon you know this thread is a hit!!!)

[Puddle]

you are the only one that finds embarassing hanging on with a girl younger than you ¬¬

Pervo...it's probably an American thing. i know in many places outside the US it's no big deal for someone over the age of say 20, having sex with someone under the age of 18 (and in this case 16 about to turn 17). although, in i belive all states it is legal in the US and so i did nothing against the law (besides i was in Poland), it's considered very taboo (perverted) and ridiculed greatly. I have no idea when this came to be in the states as i imagine it wasn't like this even 50 years ago. i guess since too much responsibility isn't needed from these young adults these days--with the advancement of our economy and technology--then they are considered to be children longer and in this case till the age of 18 when they either start to work, go to a college, or join the army.

i've been in european countries where it is considered ok and even normal to reach down to 16 years old. I see it very often in a place like Eastern Europe. Not sure about the UK or where you are from Pervo. just the way it goes.



The following is off subject kinda...I also want to add i find it interesting that they are saying it is taking Americans longer and longer to 'grow-up'... more and more are putting off college so they can have fun. those in college taking longer to gradutate because they are busy enjoying themselves. after college more and more are busy pursuiting fun, as opposed to the past according to various survey questions. the first career job takes longer to secure, average age of marriage is being pushed back. What this shows is that due to the American advancements and success' of the generations before, it's taking longer for current Americans to grow up because they don't have the urgency to become responsible asap. Bad or good, i think it depends on who you ask. Maybe this could be linked with what i wrote above.

[Pervomartovtsi]

I'm from Chile(southamerica)...and you know, here the start age for sex is like 15 years in males and 16 in females...and guys of 30 hangin on with girls of 16 is something that happens, imagine what about 20 on 15 is very normal!

so!... open your mind, and tell us something really really really embarassing! NOW!

[Puddle]

I'm from Chile(southamerica)...and you know, here the start age for sex is like 15 years in males and 16 in females...and guys of 30 hangin on with girls of 16 is something that happens, imagine what about 20 on 15 is very normal!

so!... open your mind, and tell us something really really really embarassing! NOW!

um...why don't you go first. we're still waiting for that story.

[no one in particular]

^well, puddle...you aren't having any more luck with him than i did
ashame isn't it? you know there is something REALLY good there.....

[girlfriendinacoma]

My bf left the tv on once when we had sex. He only turned off the volume. By now I don't remember, what was on it, but I thought it was funny and stated to laugh and couldn't stop it. That wasn't very romantic, I know. He-he.

[The Cat's Mother]

I knew a couple who habitually made love on the sofa during the nine oclock tv news, then presented by Michael Burke. As a result, whenever Mr Burke appeared on TV in some other context, regardless of time of day, the lovers would come over all frisky *g*.

As to my own...... where do I begin? The totally unexpected spontaneous orgasm in a supermarket aisle in Hull? Shagging with hubby in the back of Ford Fiesta and accidently trigging the interior lights to the interest and amusement of passers-by? Answering the door naked bar a scrap of lace and a full wine-glass to welcome in my boyfriend...... and instead traumatising the nice young man collecting jumble for the church fund-raiser? Waking up with a politician? Actually asking "Is it in?"

I'll go, now......

[wolve]

lol @cat's mother!!!!

[The Cat's Mother]

I went back to that supermarket last year, some twenty years after the event. But they'd re-done the floor layout and we just couldn't re-kindle the old magic, somehow.....


Oh, and hubby and I accidently wandered onto a nudist beach in our clothes, which was a bit awkward. Rather than do a runner, we decided to pretend we'd meant to be there and get our kit off. I had little sleep up in the dunes and woke up to find a stranger with a great big willy standing over me! (Un)fortunately I was saved by the reappearance of hubby, bearing two ice-cream cornets and muttering that without his trousers he had no-where to put his change.

[girlfriendinacoma]

I knew a couple who habitually made love on the sofa during the nine oclock tv news, then presented by Michael Burke. As a result, whenever Mr Burke appeared on TV in some other context, regardless of time of day, the lovers would come over all frisky *g*.

As to my own...... where do I begin? The totally unexpected spontaneous orgasm in a supermarket aisle in Hull? Shagging with hubby in the back of Ford Fiesta and accidently trigging the interior lights to the interest and amusement of passers-by? Answering the door naked bar a scrap of lace and a full wine-glass to welcome in my boyfriend...... and instead traumatising the nice young man collecting jumble for the church fund-raiser? Waking up with a politician? Actually asking "Is it in?"

I'll go, now......

LOL!

[stapledmustard]

Ehhem... Yes my first post is here... say what you will about me haha... I couldn't resist... so I'm a pervert...

Okay so uh... I of course have to think back to my first boy... well... there's of course the embarassing bit of gas that managed to escape during the heat of the moment, how sweet... but um... him being a tad bit immature had to laugh non-stop about it... for 3 weeks. Thanks sweetheart. Love you heh. Oh then there was the time we broke the bed frame. Don't ask... I really don't know how it happened. I'm sure the neighbors heard both. I mean, I don't honestly think they heard the toot, it wasn't THAT loud! Geez! But they did get to hear him making tons of fun of it. *cough* And of course they were snickering as we carried the poor, broken bed frame out to the dumpster before his parents came home.

And of course there was my first girl... she uh... well she wouldn't keep quiet. And my mom was home hah... That's not as embarassing as the fact that now, 6 years later, my mom's boyfriend got it out of me that I'd ... well anyways the conversation between him and me happened through my mom and ... well me and my mom talk about men all the time, sure, but she really didn't care to hear about me and another woman... not her wonderful sweet little daughter no!... But she really wanted to know who it was. I thought I was going to die... 500 miles away... for a 6 year old event... ahhh isn't it great?

[The Cat's Mother]

Torrid trumping, broken beds, sapphic smoochies and a mortified mother. That's the best first post ever! Welcome

[Stitchell]

Torrid trumping, broken beds, sapphic smoochies and a mortified mother. That's the best first post ever! Welcome

Agreed! I like this thread. Doubt I'll contribute tho!

[no one in particular]

^ seems WAY too many peeps share your POV-- unfortunate, because this is obviously one of the most entertaining threads around!

what is it? too many have a shyness that is criminally vulgar?
(even i got over that for this thread )

p.s. Sir Alec is conspicuously absent from a contribution here -- sir alec, I know YOU must have something for us (and you don't have a single shy bone in your bod!)

[Sir Alec]

^ seems WAY too many peeps share your POV-- unfortunate, because this is obviously one of the most entertaining threads around!

what is it? too many have a shyness that is criminally vulgar?
(even i got over that for this thread )

p.s. Sir Alec is conspicuously absent from a contribution here -- sir alec, I know YOU must have something for us (and you don't have a single shy bone in your bod!)

Trust me I have the biggest shy bone of all of us on the forum. I'm just open on this site because I'll never meet you in person unless it is at a concert.

I've been very busy today because I just came back from Myrtle Beach. Yes, all my posts from the past few days have been from a Laptop. Now I'm using my friends computer at my home so I'm ready to share my most embarressing sexual moment... I need to think about this.

[andy_fozzy]

I've been absent from this topic too.

And it shall stay that way

[no one in particular]

Trust me I have the biggest shy bone of all of us on the forum. I'm just open on this site because I'll never meet you in person unless it is at a concert.

I've been very busy today because I just came back from Myrtle Beach. Yes, all my posts from the past few days have been from a Laptop. Now I'm using my friends computer at my home so I'm ready to share my most embarressing sexual moment... I need to think about this.

LOL about shy bone!

AND: Oh, good....something to look forward to

I guess you got out of myrtle beach before Ernesto moved in to that area?

[no one in particular]

Now I'm using my friends computer at my home so I'm ready to share my most embarressing sexual moment... I need to think about this.

Well? have you had enuf time to think about it? i am still waiting....

[HIM]

mine isn't so much embarrasing as painful! i was with a lady one sunny saturday afternoon, at a country park, and she decided she wanted to engage in some "doings". i was happy to oblige and so we went off to find a quiet spot. wandering off up a narrow lane, overhung with branches and foliage, we decided we'd gone far enough for just enough privacy. so, lifting her skirt, she promptly bent over, steadying herself on the side of a tree.

after several minutes of fairly vigourous "action" i withdrew a little too far and on the return journey i didn't aim properly and the underside of the tip of my winkie collided with the rough material of her knickers (which had been pulled to one side, to save time).

now, any males in the audience will readily appreciate that this wasn't a pleasant experience but this was not the full extent of my discomfort. with out thinking, i inserted, once more, only to feel increasing pain. i slowed down and noticed blood dripping on the sandy ground, between our feet. horrified, i withdrew immediately and almost shat myself when i examined myself tentatively and found that i'd partially severed my frenulum.

i couldn't stop the fucker bleeding!!!!!!! i had to bandage winkie in the good lady's knickers and pull my trousers up quickly and race back to the car, trying to act as normal as possible.

thankfully, i didn't need medical attention and it eventually healed fully. i wasn't able to wash him for a fortnight, though!

[andy_fozzy]

mine isn't so much embarrasing as painful! i was with a lady one sunny saturday afternoon, at a country park, and she decided she wanted to engage in some "doings". i was happy to oblige and so we went off to find a quiet spot. wandering off up a narrow lane, overhung with branches and foliage, we decided we'd gone far enough for just enough privacy. so, lifting her skirt, she promptly bent over, steadying herself on the side of a tree.

after several minutes of fairly vigourous "action" i withdrew a little too far and on the return journey i didn't aim properly and the underside of the tip of my winkie collided with the rough material of her knickers (which had been pulled to one side, to save time).

now, any males in the audience will readily appreciate that this wasn't a pleasant experience but this was not the full extent of my discomfort. with out thinking, i inserted, once more, only to feel increasing pain. i slowed down and noticed blood dripping on the sandy ground, between our feet. horrified, i withdrew immediately and almost shat myself when i examined myself tentatively and found that i'd partially severed my frenulum.

i couldn't stop the fucker bleeding!!!!!!! i had to bandage winkie in the good lady's knickers and pull my trousers up quickly and race back to the car, trying to act as normal as possible.

thankfully, i didn't need medical attention and it eventually healed fully. i wasn't able to wash him for a fortnight, though!

ROFL!!

That is fucking hilarious!!

Sorry mate, I'm not laughing at you misfortune, but that really is funny the way you told it!!