What you are really trying to ask is where you can get a drink for cheap because you are like Silas Marner with a plunger up your ass. Keep counting the sheckels, it is sad that you charge your mom one quid for a handjob. Not sure if the oedipal dictum covers yor derangement.
By the way, your picture is great fodder for masturbatory material in the child molestation wing of our federal detnetion center. How do I know? Well, I m sure you'll come up with some very funny retort that I am a prisoner or that I am a child molester or...keep researching my old posts, you almost got the hang of imitating my lingo bucko!