I'm glad this is a thread. I'm a long term lurker and a new poster here, and I have a cat called Morrissey. She's very very beautiful.
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Is that photoshop?
Carwash's dad is sitting at the door looking for handouts. Or meeting his son, however you want to spin it. "Luke...I am your father."
Carwash has invented his own annoying form of Quidditch or some damn thing he only plays in the morning and it's annoying as hell. I swear he's one of those cats not stimulated enough I could teach to play ball under a cup.
He goes to the far side of a room and waits for you to walk away from him. Then he bolts towrds your legs at FULL SPEED and tries to time passing in between them perfectly as you're walking. Often it doesn't work and he crashes into your legs and makes you step on him and nearly fall on your face, but he nailed it yesterday. Today didn't work. It's his new thing.
Yippeeee! He's ready for slalom. Send him to me, there's a bit of snow left!
If he tries this while I'm walking down the stairs we're both doomed. Also I already walk like C3PO in the morning as it is with my heel spurs, having a cat maneuver my robot gate doesn't help.
I was thinking, maybe he's trying to make a video for "JackCats" ?
But seriously, looks like he needs a challenge. It's mission "occupy-a-cat" for you CG!
Hopefully Barney will think of something.
There's a skateboard shop in town...