Sandie Shaw - "Take Him" (about Moz)

[The Cat's Mother]

Life hands you the world's most fabulous fashion accessory, you take him out dancing and - horror of horrors - some cheeky little androgynette tries to make off with him. Sandie good-humouredly tells her rival what's what. "Don't you touch his quiff.", indeed....

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJDR42GH

[lilikoi]

Life hands you the world's most fabulous fashion accessory, you take him out dancing and - horror of horrors - some cheeky little androgynette tries to make off with him. Sandie good-humouredly tells her rival what's what. "Don't you touch his quiff.", indeed....

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GJDR42GH

hi there cat's mother - could you repost that? the link is expired - I would soooo love to hear this :-))))

[The Cat's Mother]

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[TuQui]

See your inbox in a couple of mins

hii! could you give me a link too, please?
i really want to hear that

[lilikoi]

cats mother you are the cats pajamas!!!!!!

[The Cat's Mother]

Here you go:


http://www.mediafire.com/?3ow0ygjyz2a

[TuQui]

Many thanks!

[sore_lips]

thanks very much!

[lilikoi]

Get out of here, what is this? ... did she just USE morrisey to get a chunk of business again after her ship sank or what? crappo supremo.....

[The Cat's Mother]

Not your cup of tea, I take it.

Speaking of Sandie (and various nefarious others), I've just been searching through some old Off-Topic threads for something and found this:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/sho...98357#poststop

It's a storytelling thread. I think it's one of Off-Topic's highest or lowest moments, depending on your viewpoint.

[virtually dead]

"It's the two old-but-new-to-Sapphism ladies;"

TCM you really are unchallenged

[The Cat's Mother]

"It's the two old-but-new-to-Sapphism ladies;"

TCM you really are unchallenged

*bows deeply* We had some fun on that thread, didn't we? In view of the general sleepiness on OT at the mo, I was hoping to resurrect it, along with the Celebrity Wrestling thread http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/sho...rity+wrestling but sadly they've both been locked.

[virtually dead]

We tried another story one, but it got a bit slashy and had top be altered...you could start another.

[The Cat's Mother]

We tried another story one, but it got a bit slashy and had top be altered...you could start another.

Like the Finish the Story thread wasn't slashy enough. Where's this secondary slice of smut, then?

[virtually dead]

ha..I've read your best in the first story thread, i can't compete
i deleted all the posts..they're no point..

I say you start another, i can't do 'em right

[lilikoi]

Not your cup of tea, I take it.

weeeelll, i think even objectively speaking this is awful - the cheesy reggae muzak that sounds like a midi file instead of real musicians....

[lilikoi]

this song is EVIL - I listened to it in my car this moring and now it's on loop in my brain. daaaaaamn. will I end up loving this silly kokomo-tralala-club-med tune after all? the lyrics are pretty good at least!

[The Cat's Mother]

this song is EVIL - I listened to it in my car this moring and now it's on loop in my brain. daaaaaamn.

I know, I know!
You should be relieved that I lost my d/l of Sandie's 'Steven You Don't Eat Meat (But You Eat Your Heart Out)'.

[lilikoi]

I know, I know!
You should be relieved that I lost my d/l of Sandie's 'Steven You Don't Eat Meat (But You Eat Your Heart Out)'.

oh yes - that meat song - what a trip that one is.........

I just really would like to know mozzy's opinion on these songs I wonder if he ever commented them.....

[The Cat's Mother]

oh yes - that meat song - what a trip that one is.........

I just really would like to know mozzy's opinion on these songs I wonder if he ever commented them.....

'that meat song'. .... I don't know why that's funny, but....

According to the sleevenotes, it looks as if Morrissey was hoped to be writing the lyrics to the title track, but had gone off in a snit about something, so Sandie wrote it instead. I wonder what he'd have come up with. As the title 'Hello Angel' was taken from a postcard greeting to Sandie from Morrissey, it's presumably about him again. Interesting lyrics.

I was promised a copy of Sandie's song about Johnny Marr (which 'A Girl Called Johnny' isn't, btw), but a year later I've yet to receive it. So I've yet to discover if it's as joyously odd as the Meat Song.