morrissey frink thread!

[suparni]

YAY! Suparni is back!!! Welcome back to the perv thread where you belong! Make yourself comfy cause you have a lot of catching up to do!!

foiled again... but thanks for the open arms!

[Mel_Torment]

For me posting photos here is like saying "hey take a look at this", stealing them would be posting them on flickr for instance and saying "i took this photo"

I thought you would think this. I still think you're using something that's not yours.

Remember back when you were a frosh, the prof. had to tell you how it's still plagiarising if you don't cite the source, even if you do not use the exact words or are not explicitly claiming that you wrote or came up with the idea because if you do not cite the source, by default you are claiming it's all your own invention? I used to have to explain this idea countless times to naive froshers who thought only wicked intentions made it plagiarism.

I know this isn't a lecture hall, unless Professor Moz is telling us he thinks he can help us get through our exams, but I'm sorry...where was I now?

[lottie]

Sorry to bring the memories back to you Lottie, but the pics are just too sexy....

tis ok, they are VERY FRINKY, they'd be even frinkier if the printers i'd submitted nearly a 100 of them too, pulled there finger out and got their order download thingy to work... ARGHHHH
*cries*

i won;t even comment on the drink didcussion i will just .

[lottie]

hehe, yes sir!







Where is Lottie? I miss her.
The IB, EH gif reminds me of her.

Awww sweetie, im here, but i won't be too much, working laods and trying to get more rest (imterribel once i get on here )
hows that 'project' of yours coming?
pm me ok?

[CrystalGeezer]

You're going to be hurtin' tomorrow but I understand why.

[CrystalGeezer]

I don't know about you but this is my new favorite position.

[starless]

[CrystalGeezer]

Thanks for the advice.

[mell]

I don't know about you but this is my new favorite position.

Is it weird that the earring hole in this pic totally turns me on? Like...ALOT. Anytime I get a glimpse of it in pictures I think my blood pressure goes up a little.

Hah hah, our menses must be getting synched or something from hanging out here for so long!

Actually, moon cycles have nothing to do with it -- I'm always ill-tempered.

Is that why Morrissey seems to like you so much? I am so jealous!!! Mel, can you try to be his friend and hook me up?

[CrystalGeezer]

Hey Mel, what was Functioning Alcoholic's name?

[mell]

Hey Mel, what was Functioning Alcoholic's name?

HAHA why, you lookin' for a date?
It wasn't Morrissey, I know that for sure!
If you really want to know, it was Tim. You need his last name too?

[viva_M]

Is it weird that the earring hole in this pic totally turns me on? Like...ALOT. Anytime I get a glimpse of it in pictures I think my blood pressure goes up a little.

I wanna lick it, love his ears way too much

[CrystalGeezer]

HAHA why, you lookin' for a date?
It wasn't Morrissey, I know that for sure!
If you really want to know, it was Tim. You need his last name too?

Nah, I don't want to date that guy. He needs to clean up first.

[mell]

I wanna lick it, love his ears way too much

Me too!
eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it
*yum*
j/k I'm not a druggie like Broccoli Spears

Nah, I don't want to date that guy. He needs to clean up first.

..you think? Maybe we should have tried to hook up with Trey Michaels instead of the alcoholic pool boy. At least we could have borrowed his lipstick at the end of the night.

[CrystalGeezer]

Me too!
eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it
*yum*
j/k I'm not a druggie like Broccoli Spears


..you think? Maybe we should have tried to hook up with Trey Michaels instead of the alcoholic pool boy. At least we could have borrowed his lipstick at the end of the night.

Most of his lipstick was on our faces by the end of the night anyway. Personally I thought "Mystique" was rather charming and down to earth. When a man approaches you in a leopard print smoking jacket with eyeliner and face glitter, one assumes their personality will be over the top. I mean the guys name was an adjective but he was more normal than the school teacher/mom I was sharing a beer with on the other side of the patio.

Hey Mell! I think I have the night off work. What should I do?

[mell]

Most of his lipstick was on our faces by the end of the night anyway. Personally I thought "Mystique" was rather charming and down to earth. When a man approaches you in a leopard print smoking jacket with eyeliner and face glitter, one assumes their personality will be over the top. I mean the guys name was an adjective but he was more normal than the school teacher/mom I was sharing a beer with on the other side of the patio.

Hey Mell! I think I have the night off work. What should I do?

HAHA you are cracking me up!!! I think Mystique was actually Cameron Crowe (the movie director who wrote Almost Famous) in disguise. For realz. He looked JUST like him. He was really normal and said he was training for the Rock & Roll marathon in San Diego. Druggies don't usually do marathons. I'm sorry I scared him away, I was being totally obnoxious to him.

Do something fun!!! Me, I'm just going to go to the gym and then gonna go home and watch America's Next Top Model and then Top Chef. Oh and hang out on Solo (solo) like I always do.

[Mel_Torment]

Is that why Morrissey seems to like you so much? I am so jealous!!! Mel, can you try to be his friend and hook me up?

Flattery will get you everywhere wiff me! But unfortunately, what more can I do to try and be his friend?

I should ignore him...only then will he want to be my friend!

I tried it before. I can't say if it had any effect because I wasn't sure if I was doing it right and if he even saw me. I saw him walking up as I was eating lunch. His dour expression scared me, so I bent over, reached under the table, and pretended to pick up something from the ground. But when I could be sure he wasn't looking at me (i.e., with his back to me), then I stared at him until my eyes nearly fell out of their sockets. Our go-between said Moz was in a fine mood and that I should've gone up to him and talked. Whatever. Moz never looked scarier.

I tried ignoring him again at the Hollywood Bowl official afterparty. But I'm afraid all my obvious fawning at concerts undoes any of this tfc crap. Who am I trying to fool?

Here's a relevant piccy to the Prof. Moz post...from Melody Maker photo sessions in Nov. 1984:

There's more to life than Moz frink, you know...but not much more...


Mell, did you have a productive day? Me, neither.

I think his hair is "too pretty" here, and I prefer mature Moz, but him with all those books is k-rowr!

[CrystalGeezer]

HAHA you are cracking me up!!! I think Mystique was actually Cameron Crowe (the movie director who wrote Almost Famous) in disguise. For realz. He looked JUST like him. He was really normal and said he was training for the Rock & Roll marathon in San Diego. Druggies don't usually do marathons. I'm sorry I scared him away, I was being totally obnoxious to him.

Oh my God you're right. Mystique was Cameron Crowe. He looks like Oscar Wilde with a walkman here. He was so nice. And the minute you kept saying "You're Cameron Crowe!" he got up and left. I thought it was a nice touch when you said "Do you know anyone famous here? We need a connection to meet Morrissey." Maybe, maybe not, but he sure looked like this guy.

[mell]

Flattery will get you everywhere wiff me! But unfortunately, what more can I do to try and be his friend?

I should ignore him...only then will he want to be my friend!

I tried it before. I can't say if it had any effect because I wasn't sure if I was doing it right and if he even saw me. I saw him walking up as I was eating lunch. His dour expression scared me, so I bent over, reached under the table, and pretended to pick up something from the ground. But when I could be sure he wasn't looking at me (i.e., with his back to me), then I stared at him until my eyes nearly fell out of their sockets. Our go-between said Moz was in a fine mood and that I should've gone up to him and talked. Whatever. Moz never looked scarier.

I tried ignoring him again at the Hollywood Bowl official afterparty. But I'm afraid all my obvious fawning at concerts undoes any of this tfc crap. Who am I trying to fool?

Dear God Mel_T, reading your post just gave me heart palpiations (no joke). You just see Morrissey when you're out eating lunch? HOLY CRAP! And you got to go to the Hollywood Bowl afterparty? Can we be friends? I can bake a mean chocolate chip cookie!!! I don't have many other skills, but I'm a good friend and I'll laugh at all your jokes!

Does your go-between know if Morrissey likes the ladies? I'm pretty serious about this question because I really want to jump his bones! I want to have his babies too, but we can cross that bridge when we get there.

Oh my God you're right. Mystique was Cameron Crowe. He looks like Oscar Wilde with a walkman here. He was so nice. And the minute you kept saying "You're Cameron Crowe!" he got up and left. I thought it was a nice touch when you said "Do you know anyone famous here? We need a connection to meet Morrissey." Maybe, maybe not, but he sure looked like this guy.

HAHAAAAA well if it wasn't Cameron Crowe then it was CC's doppelganger. Everytime I asked him his name he kept saying "Mystique." How lame!!!!

[CrystalGeezer]

Excuse me while I google "doppelganger."