And if you ever happen to bump into David Bowie, don't tell him I said this. When he came out on stage my friends had to tell me who he was. Mind you they were so far away they looked like ants, but I couldn't tell until they started singing, then I could. Then I thought to myself as I was standing on the arm rests of the chair in order to get a better look, "This is neat and all but I sorta came here to hear Morrissey sing." I swear to God.