morrissey frink thread!

[CrystalGeezer]

Did anyone else notice that he's only wearing the beaded necklace this day? He took off the medallion one he's been wearing for ages. Wonder why?

I can't say for sure but he certainly looks nice here. More and more out of my league each day he's so handsome.

[CrystalGeezer]

Or is he leaning to the right? Can we get a professional to analyze this please?

[mell]

Wait a minute. So he leans to the left? I just want to know which side to sit on when we're in the theater. I think they call it cinema. Cinema.

HA!
Am I getting your sense of humor or am I just perpetually hanging my head in a gutter?

[CrystalGeezer]

What is this emoticon doing? Does his head hurt?

[CrystalGeezer]

HA!
Am I getting your sense of humor or am I just perpetually hanging my head in a gutter?

No, you're getting it. Nothing wrong with a little touchy feely during the slow parts.

[mell]

Or is he leaning to the right? Can we get a professional to analyze this please?

he doesn't lean, he's straight damnit, he's straight!

[CrystalGeezer]

he doesn't lean, he's straight damnit, he's straight!

That's fantastic. So which direction does his cock point?

[mell]

That's fantastic. So which direction does his cock point?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! As they say here on the 'net, I just ROTFLOL

Here I was trying to compose something witty about handjobs and reach arounds...

I would guess sit on his left. I think it's pointing in that direction and if you're a righty, easy peasy!

[CrystalGeezer]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! As they say here on the 'net, I just ROTFLOL

Here I was trying to compose something witty about handjobs and reach arounds...

I would guess sit on his left. I think it's pointing in that direction and if you're a righty, easy peasy!

YAY! I am a righty but I'd become an instant ambidex if it meant making the movie more moving. You see? That's my dedication to Morrissey. It's just the kind of person I am. I can't help it. Good breeding I guess.

[mell]

YAY! I am a righty but I'd become an instant ambidex if it meant making the movie more moving. You see? That's my dedication to Morrissey. It's just the kind of person I am. I can't help it. Good breeding I guess.

How sweet! You're a giver...guys always really like that in a girl

[CrystalGeezer]

How sweet! You're a giver...guys always really like that in a girl

Yeah but once we got home I'd take a little. I'm into balance.

[mell]

Yeah but once we got home I'd take a little. I'm into balance.

HA! Is that after the ride on his Vespa? Dear Lord, he's going to be tired after all that

edit: but I've just realized Mozza is virtually unstoppable (unless he gets a frog in his throat), so I'm sure for you, he'll find his second wind.

[CrystalGeezer]

HA! Is that after the ride on his Vespa? Dear Lord, he's going to be tired after all that

edit: but I've just realized Mozza is virtually unstoppable (unless he gets a frog in his throat), so I'm sure for you, he'll find his second wind.

Truth be told he quite literally doesn't have to do ANYTHING but lie next to me and moan a little, maybe a kiss or two. With him I'm certain to make it easy peazy as you say.

[CrystalGeezer]

For instance, if he did this to the back of my head while I, you know, I'd be shot to the moon almost instantly. I'm just saying.

[CrystalGeezer]

Or I suppose he could, well, you know.


OKAY. I WILL BE IN THE COLD SHOWER IF YOU NEED ME.

[mell]

Truth be told he quite literally doesn't have to do ANYTHING but lie next to me and moan a little, maybe a kiss or two. With him I'm certain to make it easy peazy as you say.

I know how you feel If he could even be bothered enough to let out a little moan I think I would faint.

For instance, if he did this to the back of my head while I, you know, I'd be shot to the moon almost instantly. I'm just saying.

Yep, we're totally on the same page.

Or I suppose he could, well, you know.


OKAY. I WILL BE IN THE COLD SHOWER IF YOU NEED ME.

LOL I seriously need one too. I hope Moz is lurking on the frink today.

[mell]

^^ I scared everyone away by mentioning M lurking here? Or was it all the reacharound talk?

Oh well. Here's some bespectacled Moz, I lurve him.

[CrystalGeezer]

How could talk of reach arounds scare anyone? I'm still trying to figure out how to get Morrissey in a skirt for easier access. "Yes. Two tickets for Persepolis please? One for me and m'lady."

[mell]

haha who's the lady? I hope that was Mozza buying those movie tickets.

Me? I'm still sitting here trying to decide if I want to bother going to the mall.

[CrystalGeezer]

Nah. Stay home. I'm going to have pizza with my mom at Costco. It excites her that two people can eat for under 5 dollars. It's very wet outside, but it's fun.