CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
He used to... still might.
His chest hair waxes and wanes. His back is oddly smooth for a man of his age. His eyebrows seem somewhat shaped lately. And, really, how many men do you know of who are that perfectly hairless in all the right places?
If you ever bump into him, tell him to please NOT wax his chest. Mmmmmmmmm.