I have newly procured my glasses this morn (see below) after having not adorned some for approximately six years. I have deduced from my calculations (which I can do, now that I have glasses) that I have thus increased my intelligence by 25% and am eligible to join MENSA. Henceforth, I shan't possess the time I currently do and thus must spend less time here amongst you cretins.
Adieu.
Adieu.