don't you hate it when they take your parking spot?

[Suzanne]

i just drove up after a long day and noticed that some idiot was double-parked in my parking spot and i had to park on the street.

we don't have parking lots where i'm at. we have spots wide enough for two cars like regular suburban houses do. i know that this person isn't a person who lives in my place and are most likely either a worker or a visitor at the nursing home across the street. i put up with it because it was the rare instance, but this latest thing where they just parked right smack-dab in the middle of my driveway in their crappy old beat up mini-van was just too much.

[Please]

i love it...

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i generally only drive while particapating in a felony of some type
so i park wherever i want really...

[Suzanne]

what i'd like to do is find out where they live, drive over there, and park smack dab in the middle of their driveway and leave my car there for 5 hours and see if they like it very much. i'm sure they'd waste no time calling the cops for tresspassing.

i hope they at least liked the nasty note i left on their windshield.

let me expand on this just to illustrate that i didn't just lose my mind. between the 3 driveways around my building, there is room for a total of 6 cars and this idiot stole two spots in one swoop like they were the Queen in a Cadillac. i mean, have they REALLY taken a look at the piece of shit they are driving?

sorry. yes, this is rightfully off-topic, but this is also my service announcement to those of you who do this sort of crap. just find a spot on the street, even if it means you might have to walk a little further.